April 2022

All months

• Friday, April 1, 2022 April Fools!
• Saturday, April 2, 2022 Any reason is fine but it has to be new.
• Sunday, April 3, 2022 Good Morning
• Monday, April 4, 2022 Not even a truly great prison?
• Tuesday, April 5, 2022 sick day
• Tuesday, April 5, 2022 Gm
• Thursday, April 7, 2022 Storms of love
• Friday, April 8, 2022 Ice Hard was also the name of alcoholic mint energy seltzer in the early 00s - the perfect pre-date alternative to 4loko
• Saturday, April 9, 2022 cowchildren
• Sunday, April 10, 2022 Put your palms in the air and wave em like you just don’t care
• Monday, April 11, 2022 Make a shocking decision!
• Tuesday, April 12, 2022 There’s always a way.
• Thursday, April 14, 2022 Get a buzz on!
• Friday, April 15, 2022 or a sorcerer of friendship
• Friday, April 15, 2022 No, YOU’RE being aggressive.
• Saturday, April 16, 2022 You don’t have to push yourself- just give it consideration, please.
• Monday, April 18, 2022 We had this same saying back in Jersey
• Tuesday, April 19, 2022 I’m waiting for salmon
• Thursday, April 21, 2022 All mourning today, very little good
• Friday, April 22, 2022 There’s another version of this one involving human anatomy that my editor won’t let me post
• Saturday, April 23, 2022 Touchdown? More like a touched heart. God Bless You.
• Sunday, April 24, 2022 We’re not gonna piss in a cup
• Monday, April 25, 2022 As far as I’m concerned
• Tuesday, April 26, 2022
• Wednesday, April 27, 2022 The rarest day is the one where I don’t send a Good Morning message to you, my friend.
• Thursday, April 28, 2022 This one is too sad and I hate it
• Friday, April 29, 2022 These days, it feels like things are never in short supply
• Saturday, April 30, 2022 Cowchildren of the Sea unite!