April 2025

All months

• Tuesday, April 1, 2025 It’s fine if you only have a Good Morning sometimes.
• Wednesday, April 2, 2025 The Beast, according to reliable sources, is Love!!!
• Thursday, April 3, 2025 Everything is probably fine. Just go about your normal life.
• Friday, April 4, 2025 Hope everyone bugs out today!!! Happy Friday 🪩🔥🍾
• Saturday, April 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Some people work very hard, but still they never get it right. Well I’m beginning to see the light.
• Sunday, April 6, 2025 If Sunday is the One True Day, does that mean Brunch is the One True Meal? Because, honestly, a lot of the time I find brunch food underwhelming. Happy Sunday!!!
• Monday, April 7, 2025 Don’t worry, there will be a time when you can retire! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, April 8, 2025 sheesh
• Wednesday, April 9, 2025 Lick The Morning clean!!!
• Thursday, April 10, 2025 this week has been a long year, man
• Friday, April 11, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY 🪩🔥🍾 ANYTHING GOES!!!
• Saturday, April 12, 2025 Abacadabra! I’ve conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!
• Sunday, April 13, 2025 Specifically you.
• Monday, April 14, 2025 Happy Monday!!! Just sit up straight and no one will notice!!!
• Tuesday, April 15, 2025 Me? Implying violence? NO YOU’RE IMPLYING VIOLENCE!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Wednesday, April 16, 2025 Start each day with a good decision!!! Choose Joy!!!
• Thursday, April 17, 2025 “I know how we used to draw it but look up in the sky right now!” “I don’t need to look to *see* what color The Sun is. I *know* what color The Sun is.”
• Friday, April 18, 2025 Happy Friday!!! The Weekend is a chance to let off some steam!!!
• Saturday, April 19, 2025 tbh it feels like I’ve been living in the present forever
• Sunday, April 20, 2025 Pass the Good Morning to the left hand side!!!
• Sunday, April 20, 2025 Happy Easter!!! It makes sense that doing normal holiday stuff is your top priority right now. Is something else going on? Who knows? Someone please pass the chocolates.
• Monday, April 21, 2025 Good Morning!!! There’s a saying where I come from, “When you sneeze, that’s your body trying to die on purpose because you did something wrong.”
• Tuesday, April 22, 2025 Back where I come from, we’d play a drinking game called Daddy Issues. You’d pass a bottle and whoever had it would describe a traumatic part of their relationship with their dad then take whatever sized drink they needed to cope. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, April 23, 2025 I just want you to be happy. That’s all I want. No matter what. Happy.
• Thursday, April 24, 2025 Wishing a Big Business Idea to you and yours!!!
• Friday, April 25, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!! HAVE FUN!!! NO RULES!!!
• Saturday, April 26, 2025 If you ask me, The Sun actually looks great for its age.
• Sunday, April 27, 2025 Good Morning!!! Don’t forget your cetirizine. Better living through chemistry!!!
• Monday, April 28, 2025 Good Morning!!! Alarm Clocks Are Brutal!!!
• Tuesday, April 29, 2025 You want my advice? Thinking about reality is at the root of your suffering. Instead, try this: DON’T THINK JUST DO!!!!!!!!!
• Wednesday, April 30, 2025 🐫Happy🐪Hump🐫Day🐪 Make sure to take some breaks today!!!