July 2025

All months

• Tuesday, July 1, 2025 “Just go back to the future and tell them you realized the error of your ways. It was nice to meet y'all.”
• Tuesday, July 1, 2025 I know, I was as shocked as you are to learn that!!!
• Wednesday, July 2, 2025 Good Morning. Reality is always showing up with arms full of bad vibes and asking you to just accept that with no concessions. Would a real friend do that?
• Thursday, July 3, 2025 Trusting the experts is exactly how we ended up with a bunch of old buildings everywhere. Good Morning.
• Thursday, July 3, 2025 It was so obvious the whole time!!! Good Morning!!!
• Friday, July 4, 2025 Wishing you a just and equitable society today that can take pride in how it treats its lowest members!! Or else you know, maybe do something about it? Or whatever. It’s Friday. Do whatever you want. Anything Goes!!!
• Saturday, July 5, 2025 Think for yourself about having a Good Morning every day FOREVER No Matter What. (Or else…)
• Sunday, July 6, 2025 You know, people complain a lot about the rapidly expanding police state, and I get it, but that doesn’t change the fact that I love to use the word “disappear” as a verb and I’ve had so many more opportunities to do that lately. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, July 7, 2025 Unlike the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation, this obligation will last forever!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, July 8, 2025 Have a Good Morning ever day forever no matter what!!!
• Wednesday, July 9, 2025 Wishing you and yours a cool and sexy Morning this and each day!!!
• Thursday, July 10, 2025 Good Morning!!! Convince yourself of Joy and Luck!!!
• Friday, July 11, 2025 You can do ANYTHING you want today. NO Rules. NO Consequences. THE WEEKEND IS HERE!!!
• Saturday, July 12, 2025 It should go without saying that a Good Morning is Solid Gold!!!
• Sunday, July 13, 2025 There’s nothing delusional about choosing Joy!!! Hit the MUTE button on Reality, crank your Exuberance to MAXIMUM, and let’s start this AWESOME Day!!!
• Monday, July 14, 2025 Oh and by the way, nice healthcare you’ve got there. It’d be a real shame if something were to happen to it, wouldn’t it? Maybe if *I* was worried about that, *I’d* get back to work immediately. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, July 15, 2025 Never forget to Always Smile.
• Wednesday, July 16, 2025 The thought of not having a Good Morning every day gives me “HIVES”.
• Thursday, July 17, 2025 Good Morning!!! Fly your Rat Flag high today!!!
• Friday, July 18, 2025 Once again, Luigi is right!!! Good Morning!!!
• Saturday, July 19, 2025 Everyone remembers, don’t you?
• Sunday, July 20, 2025 Honestly, I had to check twice but it’s true!!
• Monday, July 21, 2025 C'mon, at this point, just get it over with. Happy Monday!!!
• Tuesday, July 22, 2025 Good Morning. I know what color The Sun is.
• Wednesday, July 23, 2025 Be at one with a Good Morning every day!!!
• Thursday, July 24, 2025 While we’ve been out finding horrors all around for months, it turns out the real dread was inside us all along. Good Morning!!!
• Friday, July 25, 2025 Happy Friday!!! Anything Goes!!! Go Psycho!!!
• Saturday, July 26, 2025 Maybe you should just quit? Ever think about that? You could just walk out if you wanted. Interesting Idea. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, July 27, 2025 The Beast, you can safely assume, is Love!!!
• Monday, July 28, 2025 Listen, you keep lecturing me and I’m about to Go Psycho today out of spite.
• Tuesday, July 29, 2025 What part of “GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!” don’t you understand?!?!
• Wednesday, July 30, 2025 If you are not experiencing the world with childlike awe, you’re part of the problem.
• Thursday, July 31, 2025 There is a light at the end of the tunnel but it’s on your end (it’s you!!!) Good Morning!!!