September 2025

All months

• Monday, September 1, 2025 The Beast, whether you like it or not, is Love!!!
• Tuesday, September 2, 2025 Good Morning!!! If there was a Sun Zoo, I’d be mad but I’d be first in line to see the suns!!!
• Wednesday, September 3, 2025 Just think, if you’re under 30 and you start smoking now, there’s probably better odds that you’ll die of something climate related than cancer!!! It’s guilt free!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, September 4, 2025 May your heart orbit The Sun forever!!!
• Thursday, September 4, 2025 Fly Eagles Fucking Fly So Hard!!!
• Friday, September 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Other people’s opinions are just like reality, they should be ignored if you want to be happy!!! Happy Friday!!!
• Saturday, September 6, 2025 Let MAGIC and WONDER be your body armor!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Sunday, September 7, 2025 Listen. Obviously in an ideal world, your country wouldn’t be invading itself but I think if we just give things some time to play out, we can probably convince ourselves later that there was nothing that could have been done. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, September 8, 2025 Also, why is everyone in my inbox an absolute selfish idiot this morning??? Happy Monday!!!
• Tuesday, September 9, 2025 They always say, “Wish the change you want to see in the world!!!” Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, September 10, 2025 So, like, really, seriously… It’s okay to be scared. I would even argue that right now, it’s important to be scared. Because fear gives you the opportunity to be brave. And boy do we need more of that around here. Imagine leadership!!! Choose Strength!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, September 11, 2025 Listen, I appreciate you as a person and all that, but… not my fault, not my problem. Good Morning.
• Friday, September 12, 2025 No Rules? I can see the “APPEAL”!!! Good Morning!!!
• Saturday, September 13, 2025 Unleash Endless Golden Dawn upon them!!!
• Sunday, September 14, 2025 The most important thing in the world right now is starting the day with a good breakfast! That’ll give you the energy to do anything all day! Like, have a nervous breakdown because the fabric of society is disintegrating. Or you know, go to the zoo or whatever. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, September 15, 2025 I’m sure you will get used to your new life with the workweek before you know it. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, September 16, 2025 There’s a lot of MISINFORMATION and DISINFORMATION out there about the medical benefits of STARING at THE SUN for at least 30 minutes a day. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!
• Wednesday, September 17, 2025 Good Morning!!! IGNITE the World with your PASSION!!!
• Thursday, September 18, 2025 Good Morning!!! You have to submit.
• Friday, September 19, 2025 Have Fun! Get Stupid!! Go Psycho!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
• Saturday, September 20, 2025 obviously
• Sunday, September 21, 2025 Always forever. Forever and ever.
• Monday, September 22, 2025 You make plastic and glass into a vessel, but really it’s like the emptiness within that is useful, man. Good Morning. It’d be more useful if it was coffee though.
• Tuesday, September 23, 2025 Grandmother Morning Man always said, “Eat! Eat!” and like the old saying goes, “You can’t argue with a saying.” Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, September 24, 2025 Good Morning!!! You gonna do it??
• Thursday, September 25, 2025 And who knew it would be this stupid???
• Friday, September 26, 2025 Hoping you find time to Get Stupid today. Life is busy, do whatever you want while you still can!!! Happy Friday!!!
• Saturday, September 27, 2025 SHUT UP! I’M NOT GETTING PAID TO SIT AROUND AND LISTEN TO YOU TALK!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Sunday, September 28, 2025 DON’T FAIL THAT MIRACLE!!! (not if you know what’s good for you…)
• Monday, September 29, 2025 Have a Good Morning!!! That’s an order!!!
• Tuesday, September 30, 2025 Some people will believe any crap they see online. Don’t be like them. You just keep staring at the sun because it’s good for you. Good Morning!!!