November 2025

All months

• Saturday, November 1, 2025 Any good sciencer can tell you, no one can predict if you’re going to have a Good Morning, so it’s up to you to choose one every day no matter what!!!
• Sunday, November 2, 2025 When do you tear down the calendar? When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle? Good Morning!!!
• Monday, November 3, 2025 Mr. Timekeeper, TEAR DOWN THAT CLOCK!!!
• Tuesday, November 4, 2025 RIP, dick.
• Wednesday, November 5, 2025 I also don’t like to bring but I am one of the most prolific wishers to have ever lived. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, November 6, 2025 I hope you know what is good for you and that you’re having a Good Morning thanks to clear expectations!!!
• Friday, November 7, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY NO RULES OR CONSEQUENCES HAVE FUN PARTY HARD GET STUPID THE WEEKEND IS HERE GO PSYCHO EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
• Saturday, November 8, 2025 Wishing to you and yours that Blissful Joy will overwhelm your every sense today!!!
• Sunday, November 9, 2025 Listen, neither of us want to see you happen onto some disturbingly bad luck, so why don’t you just relax and eat the goddamn brunch that’s been put in front of you? Good Morning!!!
• Monday, November 10, 2025 It’s okay, giving up when it counts seems to be going around these days. Happy Monday.
• Tuesday, November 11, 2025 Good Morning!!! Always smile.
• Wednesday, November 12, 2025 Good Morning!!! Do Hope!!!
• Thursday, November 13, 2025 Don’t do it out of fear, do it out of the wisdom to avoid suffering. Good Morning!!!
• Friday, November 14, 2025 It’s so nice to take care of an old friend. Gently, not like it’s a chore. Good Morning!!!
• Saturday, November 15, 2025 Excuse me. I said, “BEHOLD THE BIRD!!!”
• Sunday, November 16, 2025 You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!! Good Morning!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
• Monday, November 17, 2025 It’s like Marx said, “While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, November 18, 2025 Good Morning!!! Choose to only see good things!!!
• Wednesday, November 19, 2025 Good Morning!!! Today is going to be “HISTORICALLY” great!!!
• Thursday, November 20, 2025 Good Morning!!! Hear the Rooster of Opportunity crowing? It’s time to go out there and plow the Fields of Destiny. Almost time to plant the Seeds of Success!!!
• Friday, November 21, 2025 Have Fun shall be the whole of the Law. Always Smile is the Law. Always Smile under Have Fun!!!
• Saturday, November 22, 2025 Have you heard the good news? You can have a Good Morning every day forever!!!
• Saturday, November 22, 2025 Dating is hard. Having a Good Morning every day forever no matter what is easy. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, November 23, 2025 Shhhhhhh… I wont tell…
• Tuesday, November 25, 2025 “Has it always been yellow with spikes like that?!?!”
• Wednesday, November 26, 2025 Let’s hope they don’t start disappearing people for doing good vibes only, ‘cause I’ll be first on the list. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, November 27, 2025 Happy Thanksgiving!!! (See how I wish it directly instead of sending some passive aggressive email?)
• Friday, November 28, 2025 You can’t go around yelling at people that “property is theft”, Captain America. Why are you always doing that???
• Saturday, November 29, 2025 Imagine if you could just stare into the sunrise forever. God, that would be the life!!!
• Sunday, November 30, 2025 Good Morning!!! All I wanted was a little bit of your love to take to brunch today.