April 2026

All months

• Wednesday, April 1, 2026 Good Morning, you calendar-using-ass chump!!!
• Thursday, April 2, 2026 Good Morning!!! Give that joy some room to breathe, mate!!!
• Friday, April 3, 2026 “Tell the others to go psycho.”
• Saturday, April 4, 2026 Cool and Normal? Howzabout instead you shut up about that? Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, April 5, 2026 Praise be to Good Morning!!!
• Monday, April 6, 2026 good morning. you can really feel the monday in your bones today.
• Tuesday, April 7, 2026 Good Morning!!! Okay, get on with whatever you think is so important.
• Wednesday, April 8, 2026 Back where I come from, there’s a saying, “You shouldn’t need to be told when it’s time to behold.” And you know the old saying, “You can’t lie in a rhyme, so they’re true every time.” Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, April 9, 2026 “‘Good Morning’!!!”
• Friday, April 10, 2026 If Anything Goes, does that mean I can do nothing all day?
• Saturday, April 11, 2026 Gaze endlessly upon the golden light of Dawn!!!
• Sunday, April 12, 2026 Good Morning!!! You could be a legend!!!
• Monday, April 13, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Why don’t you speak the voice of The Sun into the world today? Shine that light, baby!!!
• Tuesday, April 14, 2026 Hey, listen. Obviously you shouldn’t spend the money. I’m not telling you what to do. But really you’re trying so hard and it all seems so hopeless. Wouldn’t that thing you’ve got your eye on make it feel a little better? Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, April 15, 2026 Good Morning!!! Don’t be a stupid person!!!
• Thursday, April 16, 2026 Go on! SMASH the BRAINS right out of BAD VIBES!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Friday, April 17, 2026 You might as well go psycho.
• Saturday, April 18, 2026 Listen, you’re not defined by the totality of your posting history and your biometrics and your location data and your medical history and government records and your financial data. You’re defined by how you make people feel. Do happiness to them!!!
• Sunday, April 19, 2026 Welcome yourself to the Good Morning you’re already having!!!
• Monday, April 20, 2026 Good Morning!!! Hope you’re answering some confusing emails this morning or whatever, man.
• Tuesday, April 21, 2026 Lest all be turned to ashes, man. Lest that.
• Wednesday, April 22, 2026 Good Morning, mate. Everyone’s replaceable!!!
• Thursday, April 23, 2026 It’s okay. You can smile. In fact, you *should* smile. Lest that anything bad should happen if you didn’t. Capiche?
• Friday, April 24, 2026 You know what you never see these days? A bully with a gun shooting at someone’s feet to make them dance. That was always a magical experience. You wonder sometimes if anything is sacred anymore. Good Morning!!!
• Saturday, April 25, 2026 Good Morning with no subtext!!!
• Sunday, April 26, 2026 At the end of the day, I’m not asking for much. I just want you to have a Good Morning every day forever no matter what.
• Monday, April 27, 2026 Just saying…
• Tuesday, April 28, 2026 Good Morning!!! I hope you have a good day at work or whatever if I didn’t already make that clear.
• Wednesday, April 29, 2026 Good Morning!!! Your smile is a chainsaw that strikes right at the heart of bad vibes!!!
• Thursday, April 30, 2026 Good Morning!!! IS THAT A QUESTION!?!?!