November 2026

All months

• Sunday, November 1, 2026 Industrial style timekeeping is an instrument of oppression and you are so deeply subjugated by it that you can’t even imagine an alternative. Good Morning!!! Happy Daylights Savings!!!
• Monday, November 2, 2026 When do you smash the Clock? When do you tear down the Calendar? When do you break the Candle? Good Morning!!! Abolish Timekeeping!!!
• Tuesday, November 3, 2026 I won’t tell you how to vote but if you’re voting for painting statues gold while my neighbors can’t heat their houses, shame on you. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, November 4, 2026 Okay, not *it* but this is still pretty cool. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, November 4, 2026 I am proud to publicly declare my decision to become The President of The United SA. A vote for me is a vote for a Good Morning every day forever no matter what (or else…)
• Thursday, November 5, 2026 I can’t “STAND” to think otherwise.
• Friday, November 6, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! YOU DON’T NEED AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A RADICAL EXTREMIST ON FRIDAY!!!
• Saturday, November 7, 2026 Christ, just smile, okay?
• Sunday, November 8, 2026 If you stare into the eyes of a bird, you will see a smaller bird. And you would not believe what happens if you stare into THAT bird’s eyes.
• Monday, November 9, 2026 Last thing I remember is it was Friday and I was about to go psycho. Next thing I know, they’re doing Monday to me.
• Tuesday, November 10, 2026 Good Morning!!! Ignite the World with your Passion! Spread The Fire in your Heart!!!
• Wednesday, November 11, 2026 Good Morning!!! I’ll be refreshing venmo all day and if I don’t see something by bedtime, I’m texting Bhrysohn and Karhleigh about what happened to their backseat.
• Thursday, November 12, 2026 Bet it all on having a Good Morning!!!
• Friday, November 13, 2026 Asked The Magic 8 Ball how work was gonna go today and it said “Outlook not so good” so I’m gonna Go Psycho instead. Good Morning!!!