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Monday, November 9, 2026 Last thing I remember is it was Friday and I was about to go psycho. Next thing I know, they’re doing Monday to me.
Monday, November 2, 2026 When do you smash the Clock? When do you tear down the Calendar? When do you break the Candle? Good Morning!!! Abolish Timekeeping!!!
Monday, October 26, 2026 Rise and Grind, human capital stock!!!
Monday, October 19, 2026 “Isn’t that kind of a serious conversation for children to have? In a comic strip?” BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Monday, October 12, 2026 Happy Monday!!! See you tomorrow if you make it through!!!
Monday, October 5, 2026 You know what’s not a secret? How much more you’re worth than all this!!! Good Morning!!! Maybe you can tear it all down today!!!
Monday, September 28, 2026 Your job doesn’t define you! The exhaustion your job causes defines you. Good Morning!!!
Monday, September 21, 2026 Hope you are starting your week today!!! Good Morning!!!
Monday, September 14, 2026 You never expect it to happen to YOU but Monday is always out there looking for its next victim.
Monday, September 7, 2026 The gears of capitalism are oiled with the ketchup of workers. Happy Labor Day!!!
Monday, August 31, 2026 This is what my inbox looks like right now. Good Morning!!!
Monday, August 24, 2026 As is the first law of our prophet Garfield, “I hate Mondays.” But so as he taketh, does he give unto us his second law, “Lasagna”.
Monday, August 17, 2026 No no no, not that kind of slavery. Wage slavery. It’s much cooler and more normal. Happy Monday!!!
Monday, August 10, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Here comes another long week!!!
Monday, August 3, 2026 If the shareholders cared who you were, they would appreciate all you’re doing for them!!! Happy Monday!!!
Monday, July 27, 2026 No matter how bad your Monday is going, you can rest assured that there’s at least one thing you’re forgetting about that actually makes it worse. So just like try not to think about what that might be. Happy Monday.
Monday, July 20, 2026 It’ll only hurt a lot for a moderate amount of time. Happy Monday!!!
Monday, July 13, 2026 C'mon, babe, don’t be fearing the reaper.
Monday, July 6, 2026 Good Morning!!! Abolish work!!!
Monday, June 29, 2026 The Calendar had sealed your fate before the dawn even came. Happy Monday!!!
Monday, June 22, 2026 Good Morning and Get Moving!!!
Monday, June 15, 2026 Good Morning. Glad to see you’re smiling. Can you have that on my desk by noon?
Monday, June 8, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Tough it out for them!!!
Monday, June 1, 2026 Good Morning!!! Monday is a Hell to endure!!!
Monday, May 25, 2026 It’s fine. I just need a minute.
Monday, May 18, 2026 Good Morning!!! I have a hard time believing Monday could ever be this cute.
Monday, May 11, 2026 Good Morning. I’m watching.
Monday, May 4, 2026 Sorry, I checked. There’s no getting out of this one. You’ve gotta have a Happy Monday right now.
Monday, April 27, 2026 Just saying…
Monday, April 20, 2026 Good Morning!!! Hope you’re answering some confusing emails this morning or whatever, man.
Monday, April 13, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Why don’t you speak the voice of The Sun into the world today? Shine that light, baby!!!
Monday, April 6, 2026 good morning. you can really feel the monday in your bones today.
Monday, March 30, 2026 Hey now! You switch off those thoughts right out of your head! Plaster a smile on your face and fill your heart with joyous wishes!!! There. Now go have a Happy Monday!!!
Monday, March 23, 2026 happy monday. this stinks.
Monday, March 16, 2026 it sure is. good morning.
Monday, March 9, 2026 Bro, we gotta nuke these clocks, bro.
Monday, March 2, 2026 See? Now your stupid emails don’t seem so bad. Good Morning!!!
Monday, February 23, 2026 Good Morning, human capital stock!!!
Monday, February 16, 2026 Good Morning!!! Hit the mute button on reality and crank your smile up to 10!!!
Monday, February 9, 2026 Good Morning to everyone who called out today with a flimsy excuse!!!
Monday, February 2, 2026 Happy Groundhog’s Day!! If y'all'ren’t fighting against six more weeks of winter then you’re complicit in six more weeks of winter.
Monday, January 26, 2026 America feeling all kinds of ways about ice right now. Good Morning!!!
Monday, January 19, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! FRIDAY IS COMING!!!
Monday, January 12, 2026 Mate, you really need to consider that maybe it’s time to abolish timekeeping entirely. Time reform is a pipe dream. Happy Monday!!!
Monday, January 5, 2026 Great-Grandpappy Morning Man used to read this dusty ancient book all the time. I wasn’t paying much attention to him because he was very old but I’ll always remember there was a wizard with rocks that said not to kill. It was a very powerful image. Good Morning!!!
Monday, December 29, 2025 Have a Good Morning every day forever no matter what, PLEASE.
Monday, December 22, 2025 Much like the British Empire, Monday is trying to ruin the world for all of us. Good Morning!!!
Monday, December 15, 2025 god damn it. fuck.
Monday, December 8, 2025 “Actually, I consider myself a sovereign employee of MegaCorp and I do not recognize your authority to fire me. You didn’t see the paper I taped on the back of my chair?”
Monday, December 1, 2025 Now, that’s what I call a woke pope. Good Morning!!!
Monday, November 17, 2025 It’s like Marx said, “While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” Good Morning!!!
Monday, November 10, 2025 It’s okay, giving up when it counts seems to be going around these days. Happy Monday.
Monday, November 3, 2025 Mr. Timekeeper, TEAR DOWN THAT CLOCK!!!
Monday, October 27, 2025 When do we tear down the calendar? When do we smash the clock? When do we break the candle? Every Monday I ask myself, when is enough enough? The only when is now. But it still isn’t happening.
Monday, October 20, 2025 They’ve got a lot of Monday coming to them if you ask me. Happy Monday!!!
Monday, October 13, 2025 Why do we keep letting them do this to us? Happy Monday.
Monday, October 6, 2025 You better get to work ‘cause ain’t no one interested in moving in with all that. Good Morning!!!
Monday, September 29, 2025 Have a Good Morning!!! That’s an order!!!
Monday, September 22, 2025 You make plastic and glass into a vessel, but really it’s like the emptiness within that is useful, man. Good Morning. It’d be more useful if it was coffee though.
Monday, September 15, 2025 I’m sure you will get used to your new life with the workweek before you know it. Good Morning.
Monday, September 8, 2025 Also, why is everyone in my inbox an absolute selfish idiot this morning??? Happy Monday!!!
Monday, September 1, 2025 The Beast, whether you like it or not, is Love!!!
Monday, August 25, 2025 Having trouble focusing on positive thoughts? I’m sure there’s somewhere that could be arranged so you can work on your “CONCENTRATION.” Good Morning!!!
Monday, August 18, 2025 GOOD MORNING!!! WELCOME TO THE OCCUPATION!!!
Monday, August 18, 2025 relax. they will have everything under total control soon.
Monday, August 11, 2025 Happy Monday!!! Maybe it’ll be better this time?!?
Monday, August 4, 2025 “Oh cool. Thanks for putting in the extra effort. I’ll remember this when the inevitable layoffs kick in and if they pick you, I’ll feel extra bad. Happy Monday!!!”
Monday, July 28, 2025 Listen, you keep lecturing me and I’m about to Go Psycho today out of spite.
Monday, July 21, 2025 C'mon, at this point, just get it over with. Happy Monday!!!
Monday, July 14, 2025 Oh and by the way, nice healthcare you’ve got there. It’d be a real shame if something were to happen to it, wouldn’t it? Maybe if *I* was worried about that, *I’d* get back to work immediately. Good Morning!!!
Monday, July 7, 2025 Unlike the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation, this obligation will last forever!!! Good Morning!!!
Monday, June 30, 2025 Hang in there, kiddo. The shareholders need you!!!
Monday, June 23, 2025 Good Morning!!! Be here for now…
Monday, June 16, 2025 Happy Monday!!! Don’t worry you just gotta push through this one week. Once it’s over, you’re good. It’s not like the calendar has you trapped in an endless cycle where you only get very short breaks between selling your best years to the highest bidder. Good Morning!!!
Monday, June 9, 2025 good morning. “enjoy” the day.
Monday, June 2, 2025 Good Morning!!! Happy Pride Month!!! Everyone’s Gay for Pride Month!!!
Monday, June 2, 2025 When I say “Always Smile”, I’m not “CLOWNING” around. Good Morning!!!
Monday, May 26, 2025 put some effort into not trying so hard
Monday, May 19, 2025 In the darkest times, those who let The Sun into their hearts will light the way!!! Good Morning!!!
Monday, May 12, 2025 Why are they doing this to *ME*???
Monday, May 5, 2025 Another Monday? No way. THIS ISN’T FAIR! Are you sure we have to do this? Could we maybe do two Mondays next week? God, this is the worst. I give up. Okay fine, do your stupid Monday.
Monday, April 28, 2025 Good Morning!!! Alarm Clocks Are Brutal!!!
Monday, April 21, 2025 Good Morning!!! There’s a saying where I come from, “When you sneeze, that’s your body trying to die on purpose because you did something wrong.”
Monday, April 14, 2025 Happy Monday!!! Just sit up straight and no one will notice!!!
Monday, April 7, 2025 Don’t worry, there will be a time when you can retire! Good Morning!!!
Monday, March 31, 2025 Ethically consume a Good Morning!!!
Monday, March 24, 2025 Same, Sun. Same.
Monday, March 17, 2025 There’s no way to see this kind of thing coming. There was two months ago but there’s not now. Good Morning.
Monday, March 10, 2025 Good Morning. No one is free in a world with clocks and calendars.
Monday, March 3, 2025 Happy Monday!!! Your feelings are embarrassing!!!
Monday, February 24, 2025 Sorry. Can’t do it.
Monday, February 17, 2025 Remember that!! Good Morning!!
Monday, February 10, 2025 people think philadelphia has the most insufferable sports fans but fuck those idiot jerks for saying that
Monday, February 3, 2025 Everything will probably go back to normal soon. Good Morning.
Monday, January 27, 2025 In “GENERAL”, it’s a good idea to have a Good Morning, no matter what. Happy Monday!!!
Monday, January 20, 2025 Sometimes you just need a Feel Good Palette Cleanser!!!
Monday, January 20, 2025 happy inauguration day
Monday, January 13, 2025 Happy Monday!!! Workers play an important part in the machinery of Capitalism!!!
Monday, January 6, 2025 WHY ME???
Monday, December 30, 2024 Having a Good Morning every day is addictive!!! Good Morning!!!
Monday, December 23, 2024 Congratulations to everyone who gets to go to work today!!! You’re making the shareholder so proud!!! Good Morning!!!
Monday, December 16, 2024 The Suncord is here. Are you ready for The Suncord? Join the Suncord Discord Server!
Monday, December 16, 2024 Happy Monday. Try to survive it.
Monday, December 9, 2024 Good Morning!!! You better hope your manager doesn’t see you right now.
Monday, December 2, 2024 Damn, I can’t believe they’re doing Monday to us again already. Good Morning.
Monday, November 25, 2024 whatever you’re giving up to be there, it must be worth sacrificing. otherwise why would you do it? Good Morning.
Monday, November 18, 2024 it’s fine. whatever. good morning.
Monday, November 11, 2024 Good Morning: Oops! All Mondays
Monday, November 4, 2024 You just have to make it through Monday. Every other Day this week is sure to be better. It’s sure to be. You just kinda know it. Right?
Monday, October 28, 2024 It’s true what they say about Monday! It’s The Worst!!! Good Morning.
Monday, October 21, 2024 you can use your fantastic imagination to figure out how you’re supposed to act normal around other people today
Monday, October 14, 2024 Maybe it will. Maybe it won’t. Good Morning!!!
Monday, October 7, 2024 Happy Monday! It’s time to pretend!!!
Monday, September 30, 2024 Sun’s out, pretending the problem is done’s out! Good Morning!!!
Monday, September 23, 2024 Monday is rough and crusty to the touch and it isn’t warm enough.
Monday, September 16, 2024 Happy Monday. Hope your bosses didn’t schedule a 9:45 Monday Morning call for your whole team over the weekend without explanation.
Monday, September 9, 2024 The first step is admitting to yourself that Monday is a traumatic experience and that it’s okay not to be okay right now. Good Morning.
Monday, September 2, 2024 Join the Suncord Discord Server!
Monday, August 26, 2024 Please go focus on work now. Happy Monday.
Monday, August 19, 2024 Alternatively, you could binge on caffeine and be super productive until you “CRASH”. Happy Monday.