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Saturday, November 7, 2026 Christ, just smile, okay?
Saturday, October 31, 2026 OR you could think about the secret police abducting your neighbors!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Saturday, October 24, 2026 No, seriously it is.
Saturday, October 17, 2026 Choose Joy? Not in this economy.
Saturday, October 10, 2026 Okay, but whose face *would* you spit in?
Saturday, October 3, 2026 The Internet saved my life but that’s not gonna stop me from saying it was a mistake. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, September 26, 2026 Good Morning!!! Don’t worry, that thread you’re hanging on by looks pretty sturdy to me so far.
Saturday, September 19, 2026 It’s time to FIGHT FIRE with FIRE!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Saturday, September 12, 2026 Sucks to be wrong, dude. Every day is a miracle.
Saturday, September 5, 2026 Surrender to Joy and Luck!!!
Saturday, August 29, 2026 It’s summertime, baby!!!
Saturday, August 29, 2026 They won’t let you print anything on a beautiful North American landscape that isn’t real wisdom so you can trust this one. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, August 22, 2026 It’s just not right to be unimpressed by a bird.
Saturday, August 15, 2026 Having a tough time? Why did you decide to do that? Well, it’s not too late. Decide a smile on your face!!!
Saturday, August 8, 2026 It’d be smart to do that.
Saturday, August 1, 2026 Good Morning!!! Are you dead yet?
Saturday, July 25, 2026 Nice planet you got here. Howzabout you show some gratitude before something bad happens to it? Capiche?
Saturday, July 18, 2026 The Beast, against all odds, is Love!!!
Saturday, July 11, 2026 Good Morning!!! Space, without further speculation, is the place!!!
Saturday, July 4, 2026 Well, what’s the context? It can’t be that bad. Oh. Okay. Yeah, let’s not acknowledge that right now. Happy 4th! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, June 27, 2026 The Beast, in the specific instance, is Time.
Saturday, June 20, 2026 To be quite honest, I like those odds.
Saturday, June 13, 2026 I do.
Saturday, June 6, 2026 I’ll tell you what’s moving- me out of this conversation at the first opportunity. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, May 30, 2026 Regardless of the kind of person you’ve shown yourself to be, have a Good Morning this and each day!!!
Saturday, May 23, 2026 Good Morning!!! Your kindness will blow them away!!!
Saturday, May 16, 2026 Good Morning. Do you drink the blue water?
Saturday, May 9, 2026 I’m thinking of you.
Saturday, May 2, 2026 CHOMP!!! CLACK!!! SLURP!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Saturday, April 25, 2026 Good Morning with no subtext!!!
Saturday, April 18, 2026 Listen, you’re not defined by the totality of your posting history and your biometrics and your location data and your medical history and government records and your financial data. You’re defined by how you make people feel. Do happiness to them!!!
Saturday, April 11, 2026 Gaze endlessly upon the golden light of Dawn!!!
Saturday, April 4, 2026 Cool and Normal? Howzabout instead you shut up about that? Good Morning!!!
Saturday, March 28, 2026 Good Morning!!! May the joy of your smile consume it all!!!!
Saturday, March 21, 2026 Good Morning!!! Abolish Timekeeping!!!
Saturday, March 14, 2026 Thirsty? Tired? Go ahead and treat yourself!!! Good Morning!!!!
Saturday, March 7, 2026 Sorry, clown, NATURE CALLS!!!! GOOD MORNING!!!! IT’S CLOWNTIME BABY!!!
Saturday, February 28, 2026 good morning. everything is probably fine. just go about your normal life.
Saturday, February 21, 2026 There are few things you can’t accomplish in life by complaining enough about the mods. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, February 14, 2026 I really have been treated unfairly. It’s true. Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
Saturday, February 7, 2026 If anyone asks, we were here having a Good Morning this entire time, capiche?
Saturday, January 31, 2026 Good Morning! I love you!!!
Saturday, January 24, 2026 Go ahead, have a Good Morning anyway. See that? I knew you could do it!!!
Saturday, January 17, 2026 Everything is probably fine. Just go about your normal life. Happy Saturday!!!
Saturday, January 10, 2026 The Beast, according to multiple sources who spoke on the condition of anonymity due of fear of retribution, is Love. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, January 3, 2026 Nothing “OILS” the gears of a Good Morning like doing Good Vibes Only!!!
Saturday, January 3, 2026 Show us those teeth!!! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, December 27, 2025 Have one, capiche?
Saturday, December 20, 2025 If you ever need all of your problems solved again, just let me know! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, December 13, 2025 Even in these trying times, may all your wishes be filled with Joy.
Saturday, December 6, 2025 You don’t need a watch to tell you when it’s Clowntime. Unless you’re a clown.
Saturday, November 29, 2025 Imagine if you could just stare into the sunrise forever. God, that would be the life!!!
Saturday, November 22, 2025 Dating is hard. Having a Good Morning every day forever no matter what is easy. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, November 22, 2025 Have you heard the good news? You can have a Good Morning every day forever!!!
Saturday, November 15, 2025 Excuse me. I said, “BEHOLD THE BIRD!!!”
Saturday, November 8, 2025 Wishing to you and yours that Blissful Joy will overwhelm your every sense today!!!
Saturday, November 1, 2025 Any good sciencer can tell you, no one can predict if you’re going to have a Good Morning, so it’s up to you to choose one every day no matter what!!!
Saturday, October 25, 2025 I SAID SMILE HARDER!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Saturday, October 18, 2025 Reckon someday folks’ll be looking back on this day and telling each other all our sayings. Good Morning, I’d say.
Saturday, October 11, 2025 A yawn is a SILENT SCREAM for COFFEE!!! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, October 4, 2025 Every MORNING is a Grand Slam HOME RUN!!!
Saturday, September 27, 2025 SHUT UP! I’M NOT GETTING PAID TO SIT AROUND AND LISTEN TO YOU TALK!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Saturday, September 20, 2025 obviously
Saturday, September 13, 2025 Unleash Endless Golden Dawn upon them!!!
Saturday, September 6, 2025 Let MAGIC and WONDER be your body armor!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Saturday, August 30, 2025 There are a lot of rumors flying around and I just want to take a moment to remind everyone of the truth - a Good Morning lives forever in our hearts!!! Always Smile!!!
Saturday, August 23, 2025 Doctor’s Orders!!! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, August 16, 2025 “Week” more like “weak”. Sheesh.
Saturday, August 9, 2025 It’s a little known FACT that having a GOOD MORNING improves your EVERY DAY!!!! GM!!!
Saturday, August 2, 2025 A Morning that isn’t Good is hardly a Morning at all. Always Smile!!!
Saturday, July 26, 2025 Maybe you should just quit? Ever think about that? You could just walk out if you wanted. Interesting Idea. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, July 19, 2025 Everyone remembers, don’t you?
Saturday, July 12, 2025 It should go without saying that a Good Morning is Solid Gold!!!
Saturday, July 5, 2025 Think for yourself about having a Good Morning every day FOREVER No Matter What. (Or else…)
Saturday, June 28, 2025 Have a future filled with Good Vibes Only!!!
Saturday, June 28, 2025 (Good Morning!!!) x 10^4
Saturday, June 21, 2025 Me? I’m always having a Good Morning, so I’m Good. Wishing the same to you and yours this and each day.
Saturday, June 21, 2025 Listen, I’m not telling anyone to worship The Sun. I’m just saying if you don’t maybe you deserve to be incinerated by the power of it’s light. Who knows? Maybe you won’t be. Are you gonna leave that up to chance?
Saturday, June 14, 2025 Good Morning!!! Be Safe!!! Be Defiant!!!
Saturday, June 14, 2025 What if you just shot bad vibes in the knees? Good Morning!!!
Saturday, June 7, 2025 You want my advice? Hit the mute button on reality and crank the volume on having a Good Morning all the way up!!! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, May 31, 2025 A Simple Command from My Heart to Yours!!!
Saturday, May 31, 2025 Everything is impossible until you do it!!! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, May 31, 2025 Oh my!
Saturday, May 24, 2025 When it feels like all hope is lost, remember: It’s Always Morning Somewhere! Have a Good Morning!!!
Saturday, May 17, 2025 Anything can be impossible if you believe it is. Think Better!!!
Saturday, May 10, 2025 GOOD VIBES ONLY FOREVER!!!
Saturday, May 3, 2025 Never Forget Cool and Normal!!!
Saturday, April 26, 2025 If you ask me, The Sun actually looks great for its age.
Saturday, April 19, 2025 tbh it feels like I’ve been living in the present forever
Saturday, April 12, 2025 Abacadabra! I’ve conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!
Saturday, April 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Some people work very hard, but still they never get it right. Well I’m beginning to see the light.
Saturday, March 29, 2025 Reckon y'all’d be wise to have a Good Morning every day.
Saturday, March 22, 2025 That’s why I “ALWAYS SMILE” bro!!!
Saturday, March 15, 2025 Good Morning!!! Why do you always do that?!?
Saturday, March 8, 2025 It’s one thing. Just one thing. Is that really too much to ask??? Good Morning!!!
Saturday, March 1, 2025 Aww man, who invited the class traitors?
Saturday, February 22, 2025 Good Morning- I can see right through you!!!
Saturday, February 15, 2025 Feeling trapped in your own head? Let’s take a crack at fixing that. Good Morning.
Saturday, February 8, 2025 Good Morning!!! Shut your mouth and stare at that beautiful Sunrise!!!
Saturday, February 1, 2025 Doesn’t bother me though ‘cause I’m having a Good Morning every day!!!
Saturday, January 25, 2025 Join the Suncord Discord Server! The best community for you is one that is having a Good Morning every day no matter what. These days “no matter what” is harder than ever.
Saturday, January 25, 2025 Good Morning!!! Patience right now is courage!!!
Saturday, January 18, 2025 Just pretend it’s there! Always Smile!!!
Saturday, January 11, 2025 Trust a doctor who’s “OUTSTANDING” in their field- choose Health!!!
Saturday, January 4, 2025 Have a Good Morning every day forever no matter what or else…
Saturday, December 28, 2024 obey the sun
Saturday, December 21, 2024 …and some of you who still are family should also be ashamed of yourselves. Maybe you should try to have more gratitude and respect for others like me. Good Morning!!!
Saturday, December 14, 2024 You can never be too happy!!! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, December 7, 2024 Good Morning! Someone turn up the volume of The Sun please!!!
Saturday, November 30, 2024 Good Morning! Shut up! Have Fun!!!
Saturday, November 23, 2024 Ancient me drawing a Good Morning Message on the group scroll every day.
Saturday, November 16, 2024 Bonjour! Every day no matter what!
Saturday, November 9, 2024 Get some rest. Process a little. Savor small moments of Joy. The show must go on. Good Morning.
Saturday, November 2, 2024 Release yourself to Joy and Luck!!! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, October 26, 2024 Good Morning. Come to a Good Morning every day no matter what on your own. Don’t let anyone tell you how to do it.
Saturday, October 19, 2024 I wonder if The Sun has a cool boss. Do you think it gets a pension?
Saturday, October 12, 2024 ENJOY BEING SO HAPPY!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Saturday, October 5, 2024 “CAST” aside your sorrow and have a “MAJORLY” Great Day!!!
Saturday, September 28, 2024 Good Morning. Stay dormant.