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• Tuesday, November 10, 2026 Good Morning!!! Ignite the World with your Passion! Spread The Fire in your Heart!!!
• Tuesday, November 3, 2026 I won’t tell you how to vote but if you’re voting for painting statues gold while my neighbors can’t heat their houses, shame on you. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, October 27, 2026 Good Morning!!! It’s a crazy world we live in, but not as crazy as you!!!
• Tuesday, October 20, 2026 Good Morning!!! I suggest you always smile!!!
• Tuesday, October 13, 2026 Anyway, until then, never stop believing in yourself!! Maybe it’ll work out at some point. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, October 6, 2026 A Good Morning belongs to the people!!!
• Tuesday, September 29, 2026 Think about it.
• Tuesday, September 22, 2026 A Good Morning? In this economy? Happy Fall, I suppose.
• Tuesday, September 15, 2026 “EY! IT’S THE SUN!!!” * *Loud applause and shouting* *
• Tuesday, September 8, 2026 Good Morning!!! Check out what some boy found on the ground!!!
• Tuesday, September 1, 2026 Join the Suncord Discord Server! Saying Good Morning to good people every day doesn’t have to be out of reach. Join into the Suncord.
• Tuesday, September 1, 2026 I’m glad this guy is getting the support he deserves.
• Tuesday, August 25, 2026 Good Meowning!!!
• Tuesday, August 18, 2026 From my hand computer to yours, with love!!!
• Tuesday, August 11, 2026 Good Morning!!! Embrace impermanence!!!
• Tuesday, August 4, 2026 I’ve got pictures to prove it! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, July 28, 2026 this is a sign
• Tuesday, July 21, 2026 “You didn’t even mention the little boat with a single triangular sail OR these birds here.” “Oh I thought you were writing ‘mmm’.” “Okay, well now try beholding the birds.”
• Tuesday, July 14, 2026 Now get out there and feel that shit, sport!!!
• Tuesday, July 7, 2026 Consider it a favor to yourself!!!
• Tuesday, June 30, 2026 Navigate the difficult terrain of the day by filling your tank with a Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, June 23, 2026 You, specifically you, deserve joy.
• Tuesday, June 16, 2026 Good Morning!!! Unleash your eyes upon this Glamorous Dawn.
• Tuesday, June 9, 2026 It feels good to be busy!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, June 2, 2026 The truth is, 99% of winning is success. The other 1% is going all the way. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, May 26, 2026 you will have one
• Tuesday, May 19, 2026 The Beast, upon closer inspection, is Love!!!
• Tuesday, May 12, 2026 Good Morning!!! Don’t be a liar!!!
• Tuesday, May 5, 2026 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?!? Good Morning.
• Tuesday, April 28, 2026 Good Morning!!! I hope you have a good day at work or whatever if I didn’t already make that clear.
• Tuesday, April 21, 2026 Lest all be turned to ashes, man. Lest that.
• Tuesday, April 14, 2026 Hey, listen. Obviously you shouldn’t spend the money. I’m not telling you what to do. But really you’re trying so hard and it all seems so hopeless. Wouldn’t that thing you’ve got your eye on make it feel a little better? Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, April 7, 2026 Good Morning!!! Okay, get on with whatever you think is so important.
• Tuesday, March 31, 2026 You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, March 24, 2026 You can be doing anything you want, but I’m going to be having a Good Morning over here no matter what!!!
• Tuesday, March 17, 2026 Only this!!! I’ve NEVER been MORE excited about having a GOOD MORNING!!!
• Tuesday, March 10, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! SHUT UP!!!
• Tuesday, March 3, 2026 You know what’s simple as a pie? Smiling. Try it! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, February 24, 2026 And shortly thereafter came a day that changed everything. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, February 17, 2026 The Beast, as circumstances would have it, is Love!!!
• Tuesday, February 10, 2026 And just for the record, if they like you, they’ll pine over you endlessly but never do anything about it because they’re scared of getting in trouble. But don’t sweat that because it’s not you, it’s another hotter customer with a really sweet smile. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, February 3, 2026 Pss Pss Pss Pss Pss *What happens in The Morning stays in The Morning, capiche?*
• Tuesday, January 27, 2026 Some people will look you right in the eyes and tell you that water isn’t blue. Good Morning. I know what color the sun is.
• Tuesday, January 20, 2026 You gotta obey this here God. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, January 13, 2026 Good Morning. But just so you know, if he does it again, you’re on your own. I tried to help.
• Tuesday, January 6, 2026 Smile, you’re having a Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, December 30, 2025 I’m so good at having a Good Morning that one day they’re gonna call me Dr. Good Morning, just like what happened to the guy that invented frankensteins.
• Tuesday, December 23, 2025 The data unfortunately was not conclusive about whether or not it’s in the corner.
• Tuesday, December 16, 2025 Good Morning!!! You’re going to freeze you tuchus off out there if you don’t bundle up!!!
• Tuesday, December 9, 2025 Besides blind faith and unwavering devotion, I’m not even asking for much. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, December 2, 2025 The Beast, it is commonly acknowledged, is Love!!!
• Tuesday, November 25, 2025 “Has it always been yellow with spikes like that?!?!”
• Tuesday, November 18, 2025 Good Morning!!! Choose to only see good things!!!
• Tuesday, November 11, 2025 Good Morning!!! Always smile.
• Tuesday, November 4, 2025 RIP, dick.
• Tuesday, October 28, 2025 GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!
• Tuesday, October 21, 2025 Good Morning!!! Reckon y'oughtta choose health and success!!!
• Tuesday, October 14, 2025 The hardest thing to convince yourself is that you can convince yourself of anything you want!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, October 7, 2025 Don’t worry, Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, September 30, 2025 Some people will believe any crap they see online. Don’t be like them. You just keep staring at the sun because it’s good for you. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, September 23, 2025 Grandmother Morning Man always said, “Eat! Eat!” and like the old saying goes, “You can’t argue with a saying.” Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, September 16, 2025 There’s a lot of MISINFORMATION and DISINFORMATION out there about the medical benefits of STARING at THE SUN for at least 30 minutes a day. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!
• Tuesday, September 9, 2025 They always say, “Wish the change you want to see in the world!!!” Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, September 2, 2025 Good Morning!!! If there was a Sun Zoo, I’d be mad but I’d be first in line to see the suns!!!
• Tuesday, August 26, 2025 You know who believes in circumstances? Context? Events? LOSERS. L-O-S-E-R-S, LOSERS. Winners Choose Luck!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, August 19, 2025 Listen, obviously things were said that were regrettable, but I already forgave you for overreacting. You don’t have to drag this out for no reason. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, August 12, 2025 I’m not a very political person but I believe in an equitable distribution of Joy and Luck. I also believe in an equitable distribution of housing, medical care, and resources in general. But that’s only because I’m not a greedy monster. It’s not a political thing.
• Tuesday, August 5, 2025 Only suckers and losers blame their troubles on what’s happening in reality. Everyone cool and normal is fine with it. They’re fine with it. Something must be wrong with YOU.
• Tuesday, July 29, 2025 What part of “GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!” don’t you understand?!?!
• Tuesday, July 22, 2025 Good Morning. I know what color The Sun is.
• Tuesday, July 15, 2025 Never forget to Always Smile.
• Tuesday, July 8, 2025 Have a Good Morning ever day forever no matter what!!!
• Tuesday, July 1, 2025 I know, I was as shocked as you are to learn that!!!
• Tuesday, July 1, 2025 “Just go back to the future and tell them you realized the error of your ways. It was nice to meet y'all.”
• Tuesday, June 24, 2025 Here’s hoping your brain works right this and each day!!!
• Tuesday, June 17, 2025 *chomp* *clack* *slurp*
• Tuesday, June 10, 2025 Good Morning!!! Take a bite of opportunity this Morning!!! Straight from the apple!!!
• Tuesday, June 3, 2025 It’s Yellow with spikes. It’s in the corner.
• Tuesday, May 27, 2025 Good Morning!!! It’s amazing how many people I know that are wrong about the same thing!!!
• Tuesday, May 20, 2025 You’ve always been welcome there. Good Morning!!! Join the Suncord Discord Server!
• Tuesday, May 20, 2025 Mama mia!!! What are-a you implying? Be more-a discrete, capiche?
• Tuesday, May 13, 2025 “Time is an illusion.” -The actual real life Albert Einstein
• Tuesday, May 6, 2025 Good Morning!!! Here’s to many cool and normal years ahead!!!
• Tuesday, April 29, 2025 You want my advice? Thinking about reality is at the root of your suffering. Instead, try this: DON’T THINK JUST DO!!!!!!!!!
• Tuesday, April 22, 2025 Back where I come from, we’d play a drinking game called Daddy Issues. You’d pass a bottle and whoever had it would describe a traumatic part of their relationship with their dad then take whatever sized drink they needed to cope. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, April 15, 2025 Me? Implying violence? NO YOU’RE IMPLYING VIOLENCE!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Tuesday, April 8, 2025 sheesh
• Tuesday, April 1, 2025 It’s fine if you only have a Good Morning sometimes.
• Tuesday, March 25, 2025 Wake up every day or die trying!!!
• Tuesday, March 18, 2025 Good Morning!!! I want to believe.
• Tuesday, March 11, 2025 It’s like I’m always saying to Mrs. Morning Man, “Don’t be stupid, of course I love you.” Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, March 4, 2025 The most important part of being happy is looking happy. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, February 25, 2025 You can’t put a price on the majesty of marine life but if you could, it would be basically the same amount of money as what fossil fuel companies are pulling in. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, February 18, 2025 That better’ve put a smile on your face. (If you know what’s Good for you.) Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, February 11, 2025 If you act normal, they have to treat you normal. It’s only fair.
• Tuesday, February 4, 2025 But seriously, just like take a moment to feel human. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, January 28, 2025 Trust The Magic!!!
• Tuesday, January 21, 2025 There will be plenty of time to freak out. Right now, you gotta flip the switch, choose having a good one, and always smile!!!
• Tuesday, January 14, 2025 THAT’S AN ORDER!!!!
• Tuesday, January 7, 2025 It’s like the say back where I come from, “I don’t care *what kind* of eggs you like until the moment one ends up on my face.” Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, December 31, 2024 Tell me have you heard about The Beast? Everybody knows that The Beast is The Word.
• Tuesday, December 24, 2024 Christmas will just squirm and squeeze in through your every sense!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, December 24, 2024 Invest a lot of time thinking about this one. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, December 17, 2024 It was so beautiful. It was just like how we drew it when we were kids.
• Tuesday, December 10, 2024 It’s important to smile on the inside too!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, December 3, 2024 Good Morning! There’s a saying where I come from, “There’s no use greasing the mice if you don’t clip the cat’s claws.” Having a Good Morning is just the same.
• Tuesday, November 26, 2024 May your enthusiasm rip and tear a golden path through the day!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, November 19, 2024 Good Morning!!! Good Vibes Only!!!
• Tuesday, November 12, 2024 Good Morning!!! I sleep with a yellow crayola under my pillow in case they ever come for me. #iknowwhatcolorthesunis
• Tuesday, November 5, 2024 Feeling stressed out? Shut up about that. Good Vibes Only!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, November 5, 2024 If you’re in the United SA today, treat your vote like the level 8 spell Sunburst and cast that shit against some Nazis this Morning. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, October 29, 2024 Good Morning ☝🏼✌🏼🤘🏼🤙🏼
• Tuesday, October 22, 2024 Really butchered this one by using the same joke twice. oh well. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, October 15, 2024 I always wonder this. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, October 8, 2024 The Beast, as they say, is Love. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, October 1, 2024 Leer creepily as Bad Vibes slowly bleed out. GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
• Tuesday, September 24, 2024 Good Morning!!! GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
• Tuesday, September 17, 2024 Good Morning!!!! Eradicate Hate!!!
• Tuesday, September 10, 2024 Good Morning!!! Let’s continue this conversation.
• Tuesday, September 3, 2024 Good Morning!!! Chug a gallon of Intoxicating Positivity!!!