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• Wednesday, November 11, 2026 Good Morning!!! I’ll be refreshing venmo all day and if I don’t see something by bedtime, I’m texting Bhrysohn and Karhleigh about what happened to their backseat.
• Wednesday, November 4, 2026 I am proud to publicly declare my decision to become The President of The United SA. A vote for me is a vote for a Good Morning every day forever no matter what (or else…)
• Wednesday, November 4, 2026 Okay, not *it* but this is still pretty cool. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, October 28, 2026 Imagine if someone was like “Our car technology is so advanced that the cars can get into crashes on their own or trap you inside while they catch fire”. Oh wait. That’s also a thing. Humanity was a mistake.
• Wednesday, October 21, 2026 Every corrupt puppet government we’ve installed in the global south: “Did you know when America flushes its power and influence down the toilet, the water goes in the opposite direction?”
• Wednesday, October 14, 2026 Good Morning!!! Don’t get left behind, dummy!!!
• Wednesday, October 7, 2026 Good Morning!!! Time for a drink!!!
• Wednesday, September 30, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! You can’t resist the future.
• Wednesday, September 23, 2026 You’re allowed to forgive yourself!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, September 16, 2026 Insist upon a Good Morning for one and all!!!
• Wednesday, September 9, 2026 EVERYTHING IS DEAD NOW!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Wednesday, September 2, 2026 Whenever there’s a Morning, I’ll be having a Good One. And as they say, “It’s Always Morning Somewhere.”
• Wednesday, August 26, 2026 My child gets a free book monthly thanks to Dolly. Reading changed Dolly’s life and she blessed so many kids with that gift. Every month we thank her for the book and talk about why we’re grateful. We talk about how she could have been a billionaire but her whole life was spent choosing helping over hoarding. We were so lucky to have her. RIP Please consider a donation to her imagination library in her memory. Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
• Wednesday, August 19, 2026 The other 10%? It’s a mix of Golden Rays of Happiness and rum. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, August 12, 2026 ♫♪Take my words that I’ll never regret, WOAH-OH smoke cigarettes!!!♫♪ - Jon BJ
• Wednesday, August 5, 2026 Love will leave a blood soaked trail of revenge!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, July 29, 2026 With all the existential stuff going down, you might as well try a little less on the day to day nonsense. If you’re not going to do something that matters, why do anything at all?
• Wednesday, July 22, 2026 Really makes you think, huh?
• Wednesday, July 15, 2026 Tune out reality and tune into good vibes only!!!
• Wednesday, July 15, 2026 Good Morning. Howzabout you put a smile on that face?
• Wednesday, July 8, 2026 Remember, the best Morning is the one you have.
• Wednesday, July 1, 2026 Bear witness to Joy and Luck!!!
• Wednesday, June 24, 2026 Good Morning!!! Work sucks!!! Leave ‘em hanging!!!
• Wednesday, June 17, 2026 Good Morning!!! I know what color The Sun is.
• Wednesday, June 10, 2026 Smile! I see you. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, June 3, 2026 Good Morning!!! The real wellness was the friends we radicalized along the way!!!
• Wednesday, May 27, 2026 “Well, I heard at least they’re finally doing something in DC to get the blue water back.”
• Wednesday, May 20, 2026 GOOD MORNING GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
• Wednesday, May 13, 2026 Is there a reason that no one shows us the numbers on this stuff?
• Wednesday, May 6, 2026 You don’t need timekeeping to tell you that we’ve gone around the sun four times since I found out that I had been put in charge of speaking for ol’ brightso. I couldn’t ask for a better partner than that spiked golden orb. Here’s to many more, Sol, my dearest friend. Good Morning!!! To everyone else, please don’t thank me, just go out there and stare at the majestic sun and let it know how much it means to you!!!
• Wednesday, April 29, 2026 Good Morning!!! Your smile is a chainsaw that strikes right at the heart of bad vibes!!!
• Wednesday, April 22, 2026 Good Morning, mate. Everyone’s replaceable!!!
• Wednesday, April 15, 2026 Good Morning!!! Don’t be a stupid person!!!
• Wednesday, April 8, 2026 Back where I come from, there’s a saying, “You shouldn’t need to be told when it’s time to behold.” And you know the old saying, “You can’t lie in a rhyme, so they’re true every time.” Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, April 1, 2026 Good Morning, you calendar-using-ass chump!!!
• Wednesday, March 25, 2026 A Good Morning is strange, but not a stranger!!!
• Wednesday, March 18, 2026 Good Morning!!! HAVE IT!!!
• Wednesday, March 11, 2026 Listen, I’m not some sort of elite reality scientist with a fancy degree or a leather chair or whatever, but it doesn’t take a bunch of books and beakers and shit to see how bad this is. Good Morning!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
• Wednesday, March 4, 2026 Good Morning!!! Keep wishing for a better day!!!
• Wednesday, February 25, 2026 This ‘ere sword was made for chopping, you see. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, February 18, 2026 Listen I can give you some options here. You can choose whatever you want out of Compliance or Obedience. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, February 11, 2026 Good Morning!!! You’re going to be a legend!!!
• Wednesday, February 4, 2026 Good Morning!!! Don’t just stare at it. Greet it!!!
• Wednesday, January 28, 2026 Hi! Have a damn fine one!!!
• Wednesday, January 21, 2026 Don’t turn around! ‘Cause you’re gonna miss The Dawn breaking.
• Wednesday, January 21, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! BE A LEGEND!!!
• Wednesday, January 14, 2026 Big Calendar wants you to hate this reality so much that you leave. Good Morning. When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle?
• Wednesday, January 7, 2026 Sheesh, bro, jeez. I’m just trying to have a Good Morning over here.
• Wednesday, December 31, 2025 Hey FREAK, have a HAPPY NEW YEAR and may all of your WISHES come true and not in a MONKEY’S PAW way where you WISH you didn’t WISH that WISH. And just think about what the MONKEY’S PAW would do with that WISH!!!
• Wednesday, December 31, 2025 Realistically, it’s time to get beholding!!!
• Wednesday, December 24, 2025 Have a ◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ every day ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ no matter ◼️◼️◼️◼️ (◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️…)
• Wednesday, December 17, 2025 Happy Hump Day!!! Make sure to take lots of breaks today!!!
• Wednesday, December 10, 2025 “I think this bacon has like a bourbon glaze? Damn. You know that feeling when you realize you’re eating the best of something that you’ve ever had? I’m totally getting that with this panini. This is world class, man.”
• Wednesday, December 3, 2025 Oh my god, I want to eat it!!!
• Wednesday, November 26, 2025 Let’s hope they don’t start disappearing people for doing good vibes only, ‘cause I’ll be first on the list. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, November 19, 2025 Good Morning!!! Today is going to be “HISTORICALLY” great!!!
• Wednesday, November 12, 2025 Good Morning!!! Do Hope!!!
• Wednesday, November 5, 2025 I also don’t like to bring but I am one of the most prolific wishers to have ever lived. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, October 29, 2025 The best time to start having a Good Morning every day? Since the birth of dawn. The second best time to start having a Good Morning each and every day? Right now!!!
• Wednesday, October 22, 2025 Y'oughtta’ve chosen a Good Morning by now!!!
• Wednesday, October 15, 2025 Always Smile!!!
• Wednesday, October 8, 2025 Choose what’s best for yourself before someone has to choose the opposite for you. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, October 1, 2025 Just a reminder to take a deep breath. Good Morning.
• Wednesday, September 24, 2025 Good Morning!!! You gonna do it??
• Wednesday, September 17, 2025 Good Morning!!! IGNITE the World with your PASSION!!!
• Wednesday, September 10, 2025 So, like, really, seriously… It’s okay to be scared. I would even argue that right now, it’s important to be scared. Because fear gives you the opportunity to be brave. And boy do we need more of that around here. Imagine leadership!!! Choose Strength!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, September 3, 2025 Just think, if you’re under 30 and you start smoking now, there’s probably better odds that you’ll die of something climate related than cancer!!! It’s guilt free!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, August 27, 2025 Not having a Good Morning is total “BULLSHIT”.
• Wednesday, August 20, 2025 Piss on the scorched remains of bad vibes!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, August 13, 2025 If they can convince you the sun is white and round, they can convince anything is normal. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, August 6, 2025 This one was supposed to be funny but I feel like I “BUTCHERED” the puns.
• Wednesday, July 30, 2025 If you are not experiencing the world with childlike awe, you’re part of the problem.
• Wednesday, July 23, 2025 Be at one with a Good Morning every day!!!
• Wednesday, July 16, 2025 The thought of not having a Good Morning every day gives me “HIVES”.
• Wednesday, July 9, 2025 Wishing you and yours a cool and sexy Morning this and each day!!!
• Wednesday, July 2, 2025 Good Morning. Reality is always showing up with arms full of bad vibes and asking you to just accept that with no concessions. Would a real friend do that?
• Wednesday, June 25, 2025 Good Morning!!! You can’t escape your destiny!!!
• Wednesday, June 25, 2025 If you’re happy and you know it, Always Smile. If you’re not, that’s on you. Just flip the ol’ reality switch to off and turn the good vibes only dial up to maximum. Choose Joy!!!
• Wednesday, June 18, 2025 The hardest part of being a parent is letting your child take risks. But hopefully they’ll learn to risk everything for a Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, June 11, 2025 Summertime blues? Cure ‘em with radical apathy! Who cares what’s happening? Just feel good instead!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, June 4, 2025 It’s so obvious!!!
• Wednesday, May 28, 2025 24/7 Morning. That’s what you have to look forward to on Suncord. Good Vibes Only!!! Join the Suncord Discord Server!
• Wednesday, May 28, 2025 “If Wisdom’s spoken in a rhyme, then it’s true every time.” -Ancient Wisdom
• Wednesday, May 21, 2025 So be that it is!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, May 14, 2025 Take a deep breath. Now hold it. Exhale. Wait. Take a deep breath. Don’t you feel better?
• Wednesday, May 7, 2025 The Beast is so obviously Love!!!
• Wednesday, April 30, 2025 🐫Happy🐪Hump🐫Day🐪 Make sure to take some breaks today!!!
• Wednesday, April 23, 2025 I just want you to be happy. That’s all I want. No matter what. Happy.
• Wednesday, April 16, 2025 Start each day with a good decision!!! Choose Joy!!!
• Wednesday, April 9, 2025 Lick The Morning clean!!!
• Wednesday, April 2, 2025 The Beast, according to reliable sources, is Love!!!
• Wednesday, March 26, 2025 All you really need is the concept of a plan!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, March 19, 2025 Good Morning!! We’ve got a nice quiet little town here and it’d be a real shame if this culminated in a high noon duel in front of everyone gathered ‘round.
• Wednesday, March 12, 2025 You have * A DOZEN * eggs?!?! I’ll trade you four cybertrucks for a couple of ‘em. I have to warn you though, the teslas all have some fire damage. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, March 5, 2025 GOOD MORNING!!! ALWAYS HOWL!!!
• Wednesday, February 26, 2025 Dude, it’s like do you ever sometimes feeling like you’re The Sun and you’re seeing every Morning everywhere both ways in time like it’s one eternal Sunday? Like, If it’s Always Morning Somewhere, isn’t it just one Entire Morning?
• Wednesday, February 19, 2025 GOOD MORNING!!! CHOOSE A MIRACLE (or else…)
• Wednesday, February 12, 2025 Are there obstacles standing between you and happiness? Burn them all to the ground!!! (Metaphorically speaking, of course.)
• Wednesday, February 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Happy Hump Day!!!
• Wednesday, February 5, 2025 The Morning accepts you. You must accept The Entire Morning.
• Wednesday, January 29, 2025 I know what color The Sun is. #theyellowcrayola #goodmorning
• Wednesday, January 22, 2025 The Sun requests a Smile from you This Morning!!!
• Wednesday, January 15, 2025 Good Morning!!! A long time ago I used to know a word that meant like “paranoid” but as a compliment. I’m excited to hear people start using it again soon!!!
• Wednesday, January 8, 2025 It’s a miracle that The Entire Morning is this Good!!!
• Wednesday, January 1, 2025 My New Year’s resolution is to have a Good Morning every day no matter what!!!
• Wednesday, January 1, 2025 It is time for a new beginning
• Wednesday, December 25, 2024 May Santa bring joy, peace, and equity to all (no matter what it takes)!!! Merry Christmas!!!
• Wednesday, December 18, 2024 You know what’s best? It’s having a Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, December 11, 2024 You’re the target. Good Morning.
• Wednesday, December 4, 2024 Too true. Too true.
• Wednesday, November 27, 2024 The Beast obviously is Love. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, November 20, 2024 Have a relatively good Morning.
• Wednesday, November 13, 2024 Make it your BUSINESS to have a Good Morning no matter what!!!
• Wednesday, November 6, 2024 Good Morning. Remember to be present and real with your emotions today. Be forgiving of others. Be forgiving of yourself. Remind the important people in your life that you love them.
• Wednesday, October 30, 2024 I, along with this meme and everything I ever eat for breakfast, am fried today. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, October 23, 2024 Good Morning!!! We need solutions not excuses!!!
• Wednesday, October 16, 2024 Good decisions lead to safe outcomes!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, October 9, 2024 The perfect moment to enjoy The Dawn is now!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, October 2, 2024 Good Morning!!! Believe in your dreams!!!
• Wednesday, September 25, 2024 The real question is what are They doing with all that yellow???