actually 2 mornings
Wednesday, October 28, 2026 Imagine if someone was like “Our car technology is so advanced that the cars can get into crashes on their own or trap you inside while they catch fire”. Oh wait. That’s also a thing. Humanity was a mistake.
Sunday, March 8, 2026 Timekeeping is just the rich fucking with you like you’re some orphan they’re going to eat later. Good Morning!!!