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Sunday, November 8, 2026 If you stare into the eyes of a bird, you will see a smaller bird. And you would not believe what happens if you stare into THAT bird’s eyes.
Saturday, August 22, 2026 It’s just not right to be unimpressed by a bird.
Sunday, May 24, 2026 Specifically.
Thursday, April 30, 2026 Good Morning!!! IS THAT A QUESTION!?!?!
Wednesday, April 8, 2026 Back where I come from, there’s a saying, “You shouldn’t need to be told when it’s time to behold.” And you know the old saying, “You can’t lie in a rhyme, so they’re true every time.” Good Morning!!!
Thursday, March 5, 2026 Fix the mistake you were making by not beholding. Fix it NOW!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
Thursday, February 12, 2026 If you don’t want a scolding, it’s time to get beholding!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, February 8, 2026 Good Morning. I should hate to see an unfortunate fate befall you.
Wednesday, December 31, 2025 Realistically, it’s time to get beholding!!!
Wednesday, December 24, 2025 Have a ◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ every day ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ no matter ◼️◼️◼️◼️ (◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️…)
Tuesday, December 2, 2025 The Beast, it is commonly acknowledged, is Love!!!
Saturday, November 15, 2025 Excuse me. I said, “BEHOLD THE BIRD!!!”
Sunday, February 16, 2025 Now, I don’t like to brag but I’m actually one of the wold’s most prolific wishers. And there is nothing I wish harder or more often than the wish that I was a bird. Good Morning!!!
Tuesday, December 31, 2024 Tell me have you heard about The Beast? Everybody knows that The Beast is The Word.
Sunday, December 22, 2024 You can look this up in any book, it *is* always Morning somewhere!!! Good Morning!!!
Tuesday, December 3, 2024 Good Morning! There’s a saying where I come from, “There’s no use greasing the mice if you don’t clip the cat’s claws.” Having a Good Morning is just the same.
Sunday, August 18, 2024 Don’t even think about not relaxing today!!!
Saturday, August 10, 2024 Good Morning, when the Atlantic meridional overturning circulation collapses, don’t blame me. I was posting gifs to just barely warn everyone.
Wednesday, May 8, 2024 They’re always calling me “Bird Brain”. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, May 5, 2024 That *is* what they say.
Saturday, March 9, 2024 Decide Happiness no matter what!!!
Wednesday, February 28, 2024 Can you imagine being the first organism on Earth to have a Good Morning. I know I can!!!
Monday, February 12, 2024 I usually don’t brag about it, but I’ve been wishing that for a long time. Not a lot of people know that.
Sunday, January 21, 2024 No one thinks you’re stupid, bozo. Suck it up. Good Morning!!!
Friday, September 8, 2023 There’s a saying where I come from, “You can’t catch two birds with one hand.” I don’t know about you, but I’ve never tried.
Sunday, June 11, 2023 I swear once I saw the sun stutter a few times as it was rising. It was just that once though. I’ve never seen it do that ever since. Good Morning.
Wednesday, May 31, 2023 Basically no one knows this about me (because I’m not the type to brag) but I actually WISH I was a Bird. Out of everyone, I would say I’m one of The Best at having Wishes, so you can probably only imagine how much I Wish it.
Wednesday, April 12, 2023 Good Vibes Only!!!
Tuesday, March 21, 2023 Plus, it’s time and a half for Good Vibes!!!
Tuesday, February 28, 2023 Choose Joy!!! No Matter What!!!
Thursday, January 12, 2023 Someone once told me The Sun’s mind is filled with the sounds of every Bird singing at once all the Time. If that proves to be true, The Sun is so Lucky. Not as Lucky as those Birds though!
Tuesday, December 6, 2022 I don’t think anyone knows this about me but I wish I was a bird. They sing to The Sun the sweetest Songs each and every day. Good Morning.
Wednesday, November 16, 2022 Sail the Seven Seas of Joy and Luck this Dawn ☀️🧙🏼♂️🏴☠️
Friday, October 14, 2022 I wish I was a bird 🕊 I would sing to The Sun the most Beautiful and Joyous of Songs
Sunday, October 9, 2022 Unleash Love for one and all 🌞 Good Morning
Tuesday, October 4, 2022 My Mom said this one was beautiful 🌅 Good Morning
Monday, September 12, 2022 A real friend wouldn’t make me ask every Morning 🌞 Good Morning
Sunday, July 3, 2022 some people might say you don’t deserve it and bring up stuff they should have let go a long time ago but don’t let them tell you how to live your life🌞Instead have a Good Morning every day no matter what
Thursday, June 23, 2022 The first thing I would do if I was a bird is figure out what the bird version of coffee is and drink SO MUCH of it.
Sunday, June 19, 2022 Good Morning so much!
Wednesday, June 15, 2022 and if you want to teleport…
Thursday, June 2, 2022 whenever the weather may fall, sometimes the morning
Saturday, May 28, 2022 I’m a simple man; folksy
Sunday, May 8, 2022 The journey of 1000 bricks…
Tuesday, March 22, 2022 Egg, Chickens, Good Morning