blood 18 mornings

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• Monday, July 20, 2026 It’ll only hurt a lot for a moderate amount of time. Happy Monday!!!
• Wednesday, August 6, 2025 This one was supposed to be funny but I feel like I “BUTCHERED” the puns.
• Wednesday, May 7, 2025 The Beast is so obviously Love!!!
• Thursday, March 13, 2025 The Beast, historically speaking, is Love!!!
• Monday, January 13, 2025 Happy Monday!!! Workers play an important part in the machinery of Capitalism!!!
• Tuesday, October 22, 2024 Really butchered this one by using the same joke twice. oh well. Good Morning.
• Tuesday, October 1, 2024 Leer creepily as Bad Vibes slowly bleed out. GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
• Tuesday, September 17, 2024 Good Morning!!!! Eradicate Hate!!!
• Saturday, February 17, 2024 It better be you!!!
• Thursday, February 1, 2024 *chomp* *clack* *slurp* Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, January 18, 2024 Everyone wishes they were safe. Good Morning.
• Wednesday, September 6, 2023 We’re putting you on a performance plan until you MEAT expectations.
• Saturday, August 26, 2023 The STEAKS are so high!
• Tuesday, August 22, 2023 Good Vibes Only!!!
• Friday, June 30, 2023 You know the drill. It’s Friday. Do whatever you want. No Matter What!!!
• Tuesday, February 21, 2023 Okay, okay. Let’s calm down here. I’m sure everyone wants to have a Good Morning. Y'all want a Good Morning, right? There’s no reason to do anything crazy here. We love Good Vibes! Just love ‘em!
• Thursday, November 24, 2022 Happy Turkey Day, Early Birds 🍗🦃🍗
• Sunday, April 24, 2022 We’re not gonna piss in a cup