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• Wednesday, August 12, 2026 ♫♪Take my words that I’ll never regret, WOAH-OH smoke cigarettes!!!♫♪ - Jon BJ
• Wednesday, June 24, 2026 Good Morning!!! Work sucks!!! Leave ‘em hanging!!!
• Thursday, May 21, 2026 Good Morning!!! Quitters never lose!!!
• Wednesday, April 22, 2026 Good Morning, mate. Everyone’s replaceable!!!
• Wednesday, March 11, 2026 Listen, I’m not some sort of elite reality scientist with a fancy degree or a leather chair or whatever, but it doesn’t take a bunch of books and beakers and shit to see how bad this is. Good Morning!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
• Wednesday, January 14, 2026 Big Calendar wants you to hate this reality so much that you leave. Good Morning. When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle?
• Wednesday, December 17, 2025 Happy Hump Day!!! Make sure to take lots of breaks today!!!
• Wednesday, October 29, 2025 The best time to start having a Good Morning every day? Since the birth of dawn. The second best time to start having a Good Morning each and every day? Right now!!!
• Wednesday, October 1, 2025 Just a reminder to take a deep breath. Good Morning.
• Wednesday, September 3, 2025 Just think, if you’re under 30 and you start smoking now, there’s probably better odds that you’ll die of something climate related than cancer!!! It’s guilt free!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, August 20, 2025 Piss on the scorched remains of bad vibes!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, July 9, 2025 Wishing you and yours a cool and sexy Morning this and each day!!!
• Wednesday, June 11, 2025 Summertime blues? Cure ‘em with radical apathy! Who cares what’s happening? Just feel good instead!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, May 14, 2025 Take a deep breath. Now hold it. Exhale. Wait. Take a deep breath. Don’t you feel better?
• Wednesday, April 30, 2025 🐫Happy🐪Hump🐫Day🐪 Make sure to take some breaks today!!!
• Wednesday, March 26, 2025 All you really need is the concept of a plan!!! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, February 12, 2025 Are there obstacles standing between you and happiness? Burn them all to the ground!!! (Metaphorically speaking, of course.)
• Wednesday, February 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Happy Hump Day!!!
• Wednesday, September 18, 2024 It’s Morning Time!!!
• Wednesday, July 10, 2024 Good Morning. Deeply inhale this Majestic Dawn.
• Wednesday, May 22, 2024 Happy Hump Day! Take a deep breath. Hold it in. Keep holding. Now let it out slowly. Doesn’t that feel great?
• Wednesday, May 1, 2024 Good Morning!!! Why doesn’t anyone know how to do their job around here?
• Wednesday, December 6, 2023 Should be Camel Time and a half with the day I’ve got coming at work! Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, November 29, 2023 A Good Morning is, to quote Jim Carrey’s The Mask, “SMOKIN!!!!”
• Wednesday, May 3, 2023 You’re halfway there!!!
• Thursday, April 6, 2023 Obviously.