career 9 mornings

Monday, September 28, 2026 Your job doesn’t define you! The exhaustion your job causes defines you. Good Morning!!!
Monday, June 15, 2026 Good Morning. Glad to see you’re smiling. Can you have that on my desk by noon?
Friday, May 1, 2026 Happy May Day, workers!!!
Monday, February 23, 2026 Good Morning, human capital stock!!!
Monday, December 8, 2025 “Actually, I consider myself a sovereign employee of MegaCorp and I do not recognize your authority to fire me. You didn’t see the paper I taped on the back of my chair?”
Monday, August 4, 2025 “Oh cool. Thanks for putting in the extra effort. I’ll remember this when the inevitable layoffs kick in and if they pick you, I’ll feel extra bad. Happy Monday!!!”
Wednesday, January 10, 2024 The *real* emergency is profitability! Good Morning!!!
Monday, June 12, 2023 Those shareholders aren’t going to receive maximum return on investment without you!!!
Monday, May 8, 2023 Somebody buy me some advil and about a gallon of coffee…