christ 6 mornings

Saturday, November 7, 2026 Christ, just smile, okay?
Tuesday, November 25, 2025 “Has it always been yellow with spikes like that?!?!”
Sunday, November 9, 2025 Listen, neither of us want to see you happen onto some disturbingly bad luck, so why don’t you just relax and eat the goddamn brunch that’s been put in front of you? Good Morning!!!
Friday, January 31, 2025 jfc I didn’t realize this Morning was going to be *that* Good!!! ANYTHING GOES!!!
Saturday, May 25, 2024 The nerve of some people. Good Morning.
Tuesday, April 9, 2024 They want you to believe they only faked the Moon *landing*, but some people would say they faked the very Moon itself. Do your own research.