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Friday, October 16, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! CHOOSE LUCK!!!
Tuesday, October 13, 2026 Anyway, until then, never stop believing in yourself!! Maybe it’ll work out at some point. Good Morning!!!
Thursday, May 28, 2026 IT IS GODDAMNIT GOOD MORNING!!!!
Saturday, April 25, 2026 Good Morning with no subtext!!!
Sunday, February 15, 2026 In my judgment, it’s imperative.
Tuesday, December 30, 2025 I’m so good at having a Good Morning that one day they’re gonna call me Dr. Good Morning, just like what happened to the guy that invented frankensteins.
Thursday, December 18, 2025 Always Smile, you big weirdo!!!
Saturday, November 8, 2025 Wishing to you and yours that Blissful Joy will overwhelm your every sense today!!!
Thursday, August 21, 2025 Are you experienced?
Wednesday, May 28, 2025 “If Wisdom’s spoken in a rhyme, then it’s true every time.” -Ancient Wisdom
Saturday, May 10, 2025 GOOD VIBES ONLY FOREVER!!!
Saturday, February 15, 2025 Feeling trapped in your own head? Let’s take a crack at fixing that. Good Morning.
Sunday, August 4, 2024 DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!
Saturday, July 20, 2024 Good Morning!!! Dissolve Bad Vibes with lye in your bathtub!!!
Friday, July 19, 2024 Friday: The Cause of and Solution to all of life’s Problems!!!
Thursday, July 18, 2024 There’s an old saying about facts and reality bumming you out: “Just like ignore it, man.” Like they say, “You can’t argue with a saying.”
Friday, May 31, 2024 Don’t Think. Just Do.
Saturday, February 10, 2024 Set your Happy to Maximum all the time!!!
Saturday, January 6, 2024 It’s just a feeling. But people who know me have learned to trust my feelings on that kind of thing. Good Morning.
Monday, January 1, 2024 Wishing an absolutely bonzo New Year to you and yours!!!
Sunday, December 31, 2023 No rules! No consequences! Don’t think. Just do!!!
Friday, December 1, 2023 Really hoping I didn’t put my foot in my mouth here.
Friday, November 3, 2023 LFG!!!!!