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Friday, November 6, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! YOU DON’T NEED AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A RADICAL EXTREMIST ON FRIDAY!!!
Friday, October 30, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! I DON’T ENDORSE VIOLENCE!!! BUT I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU!!!
Friday, October 23, 2026 Number one! Happy Friday!!! Here it comes! Day of the week!!!
Friday, October 9, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! PLEASE BE CAREFUL IF YOU DECIDE TO BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!
Friday, September 18, 2026 Happy Friday!!! Make every moment of it a RAGER!!!
Friday, September 11, 2026 Oops!
Friday, August 28, 2026 It’s FRIDAY, don’t THINK, just DO. Let Rationality clock out and Action clock in. FRANKLY, it’s Time to GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, August 14, 2026 There’s nothing in the rulebook that says you can’t just mellow out on Friday!!!
Friday, July 31, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Please remember to GO PSCYHO responsibly!!!
Friday, July 24, 2026 Darling, you gotta have a HAPPY FRIDAY, dude. GOOD MORNING!!!
Friday, July 10, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! WHEN IT’S TIME FOR FRIDAY WE WILL PARTY HARD!!! PARTY HARD!!!
Friday, June 19, 2026 GET IN THEIR FACES AND TEACH THEM FEAR!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, June 5, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! ABOLISH LAW AND ORDER!!!
Friday, May 29, 2026 Nothing’s more precious than a chance to cut loose! So, c'mon, go a little psycho. Have Fun! Freak out! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, May 22, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! IT’S CLOWNTIME, BABY!!!
Friday, May 15, 2026 Beware the rules-laws complex, man. Go Psycho!!!
Friday, May 1, 2026 Anything goes? ANYTHING GOES!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!! 🪩🔥🍾
Friday, April 10, 2026 If Anything Goes, does that mean I can do nothing all day?
Friday, April 3, 2026 “Tell the others to go psycho.”
Friday, March 27, 2026 Good Morning. The thing about psycho is if you don’t use it you lose it. They know what they’re doing to you. This is why they try to do Monday every day now. Happy Friday. I hope you can still go at least a little psycho.
Wednesday, March 11, 2026 Listen, I’m not some sort of elite reality scientist with a fancy degree or a leather chair or whatever, but it doesn’t take a bunch of books and beakers and shit to see how bad this is. Good Morning!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, February 6, 2026 Me? I’m fine. Totally good. Happy Friday. Why do you ask?
Friday, January 30, 2026 YOU SHOULD GO PSYCHO!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, January 23, 2026 The Weekend is here!!! IT’S PARTY TIME!!!
Monday, January 19, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! FRIDAY IS COMING!!!
Friday, January 9, 2026 Happy Friday!!! Please enjoy going psycho responsibly.
Friday, January 2, 2026 Feeling Good? Not Yet? Howzabout if you indulged your every desire? See, now you feel Great!!!
Friday, December 12, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Just because it’s implausible doesn’t mean you shouldn’t insist on it!!!
Friday, November 21, 2025 Have Fun shall be the whole of the Law. Always Smile is the Law. Always Smile under Have Fun!!!
Friday, October 24, 2025 Well hog damned if it ain’t Friday again!!! Have Fun!!! The Weekend is Here!!! Party Time!!!
Friday, October 17, 2025 Good Morning!!! Celebrate this beautiful gift of a day by going really really goddamn psycho!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, October 3, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! ENJOY THE SEASON OF TERROR!!!
Friday, September 26, 2025 Hoping you find time to Get Stupid today. Life is busy, do whatever you want while you still can!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, September 12, 2025 No Rules? I can see the “APPEAL”!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, September 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Other people’s opinions are just like reality, they should be ignored if you want to be happy!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, August 29, 2025 Take it from a dog, “There are no rules or consequences on Friday. Have fun!!!”
Friday, August 15, 2025 I’m not even one of those masked guys who shows up and abducts people into unmarked vans. Happy Friday!!!
Friday, August 1, 2025 Good Morning!!! Help them to pay for what they’ve done. Have Fun!!!
Monday, July 28, 2025 Listen, you keep lecturing me and I’m about to Go Psycho today out of spite.
Friday, July 25, 2025 Happy Friday!!! Anything Goes!!! Go Psycho!!!
Friday, July 18, 2025 Once again, Luigi is right!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, July 4, 2025 Wishing you a just and equitable society today that can take pride in how it treats its lowest members!! Or else you know, maybe do something about it? Or whatever. It’s Friday. Do whatever you want. Anything Goes!!!
Friday, June 27, 2025 Hope today is your most psycho day ever!!! Freak out!!!
Friday, June 20, 2025 Happy Friday!!! *maybach music* Go Psycho!!! Party Time!!!
Friday, June 6, 2025 Happy Friday!!! What’s your psycho move of the Day?!?
Friday, May 30, 2025 She’s a bad mothe- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!! ANYTHING GOES!!!
Friday, May 23, 2025 No one likes a liar!!! Happy Friday!!! Anything Goes!!!
Friday, May 16, 2025 THE WEEKEND IS HERE!!! TIME TO PARTY!!!
Friday, May 9, 2025 IT’S CLOWNTIME, BABY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, May 2, 2025 HAVE FUN FREAK OUT GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, April 25, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!! HAVE FUN!!! NO RULES!!!
Friday, April 18, 2025 Happy Friday!!! The Weekend is a chance to let off some steam!!!
Friday, April 11, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY 🪩🔥🍾 ANYTHING GOES!!!
Friday, April 4, 2025 Hope everyone bugs out today!!! Happy Friday 🪩🔥🍾
Friday, March 28, 2025 Happy Friday!!! Have normal fun!!!
Friday, March 21, 2025 Trust some bloke off the TV!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, March 14, 2025 Honestly, it’s a pretty long line. Maybe just grab a cocktail or two and let off some steam instead. TGIF!!!
Friday, March 7, 2025 I hope you “CHOOSE” to have a Great Friday!!!
Friday, February 28, 2025 The Magic of Friday is that anything goes!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, February 21, 2025 Good Morning! Don’t Think Just Do!!!
Friday, February 14, 2025 I love specifically you. Good Morning!!!
Friday, February 7, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, January 31, 2025 jfc I didn’t realize this Morning was going to be *that* Good!!! ANYTHING GOES!!!
Friday, January 24, 2025 Happy Friday!!! You may want to get a lawyer before you pet this dog. [Additionally: Chase always barks]
Friday, January 17, 2025 On Friday, you can be judge, jury, and executioner of your own destiny!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, January 10, 2025 Happy Friday from the Commander in Chief of Good Vibes Only!!!
Friday, December 27, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Follow your heart’s every impulse today!!!
Friday, December 20, 2024 Have a “SUPER” Friday!!!
Friday, December 13, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Rules and Laws don’t count today!!!
Friday, December 6, 2024 Happy Friday! Take a chance on something new!!!
Friday, November 29, 2024 This guy thinks that shoplifting from corporations with record breaking profits and low worker wages *is* supporting local business. I want to go on record as saying no comment. Good Morning!!!
Friday, November 22, 2024 I would never say this because I’m so cool and mellow, but Indianapolis Jones says, “When fascism comes, burn that shit to the ground.” Dude has very little chill. Unlike me. I’m just like, “whatever, man. Good Morning!!!”
Friday, November 15, 2024 Good Morning! When you say Anything Goes, that doesn’t mean everything, right?
Friday, November 8, 2024 Good Morning!!! Honestly, get some rest this weekend. Give yourself a break. That is if you want to. It’s Friday. You can do anything you want.
Friday, November 1, 2024 Probably worth an extra $10M if you don’t think, just do. Happy Friday!!!
Friday, October 25, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Don’t Think. Just Do.
Friday, October 18, 2024 The Weekend is Here! You deserve to party!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, October 11, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Do whatever you want!!!
Friday, September 27, 2024 It’s strange, so strange It’s very strange to me
Friday, September 27, 2024 No Rules is the whole of the law. Anything Goes is the law. Anything Goes under No Rules!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, September 20, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Hope no one tries to stop you today!!!
Friday, September 13, 2024 IT’S CLOWNTIME BABY!!!
Friday, September 6, 2024 don’t think. just do.
Friday, August 30, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Let your passion incinerate all obstacles!!!
Friday, August 23, 2024 It’s Friday! You have to have fun!!!
Friday, August 16, 2024 Don’t think. Just do. Happy Friday 🪩🔥🍾
Friday, August 9, 2024 Having a Good Morning every day is the ultimate luxury and anyone can afford it. In fact, you can’t afford not to. Not if you know what’s Good for you.
Friday, August 2, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Don’t think for yourself, DO for yourself!!!
Friday, July 26, 2024 Mark my words, this is gonna be the greatest Morning the world has ever seen!
Friday, July 19, 2024 Friday: The Cause of and Solution to all of life’s Problems!!!
Friday, July 12, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Y'all'ren’t doing it the Best if y'all'ren’t doing it the Most.
Friday, July 5, 2024 Friday’s gonna knock your socks off!!!
Friday, June 28, 2024 Happy Friday! Be on your most behavior!!!
Friday, June 21, 2024 Go ahead, do anything!!!
Friday, June 14, 2024 I’m actually also accepting cash. Good Morning!!!
Friday, June 7, 2024 It’s only one day. No one will even miss rules or consequences.
Friday, May 31, 2024 Don’t Think. Just Do.
Friday, May 24, 2024 “One of the things you can always depend on – this is one of the truths of the universe, and you heard it first from here – whatever we decide we want to do is what we do.” -Morgan Freeman
Friday, May 3, 2024 Don’t think. Just do!
Friday, April 26, 2024 It’s only one rule, man. It’s not that hard.
Friday, April 19, 2024 Here’s hoping you do something cool today while you still have the chance. Good Morning.
Friday, April 12, 2024 You have got to get down on Friday.
Friday, April 5, 2024 It’s not deranged to have a Good Morning. I have no idea why people keep saying that.
Friday, March 22, 2024 As per my last email, anything goes. Anything you want.
Friday, March 15, 2024 The man said “lfg”. What are you waiting for?
Friday, March 1, 2024 There’s an old saying about Friday back where I come from, “Anything Goes!!!” And it’s like they say, “You can’t argue with a saying!!!”
Friday, February 23, 2024 The guy I asked is checking with his boss but I’m pretty sure you’re cool to do as you will. Good Morning.
Friday, February 9, 2024 The only rule is to live your truth and follow your destiny. Besides that, the only rule is love. Truth is, I love having a Good Morning every day no matter what.
Friday, January 26, 2024 Don’t think, just do!!!
Friday, January 5, 2024 Everything that isn’t a goal is an obstacle. Burn down every obstacle in your path!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, December 22, 2023 In the end, I was the only one with any Good Morning left in me.
Friday, December 15, 2023 Good Morning! Let’s Make A Deal!!!
Friday, November 24, 2023 So you say we can just HAVE all of these retail goods?
Friday, November 10, 2023 Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?
Friday, November 3, 2023 LFG!!!!!
Friday, October 27, 2023 Thou Shalt Do As Thou Wilt
Friday, October 13, 2023 It’s Friday, god damn it! If you’re not partying, you’re not paying attention!!!
Friday, October 6, 2023 Take whichever pill doesn’t turn you into a radicalized misogynist psychopath!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, September 29, 2023 You know what is the law? Love!!!
Friday, September 15, 2023 Sometimes there are Billions of reasons something is an obstacle, but imagine how delicious success will taste!!!
