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• Monday, September 28, 2026 Your job doesn’t define you! The exhaustion your job causes defines you. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, July 13, 2026 C'mon, babe, don’t be fearing the reaper.
• Monday, June 15, 2026 Good Morning. Glad to see you’re smiling. Can you have that on my desk by noon?
• Monday, June 8, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Tough it out for them!!!
• Friday, May 1, 2026 Happy May Day, workers!!!
• Tuesday, April 28, 2026 Good Morning!!! I hope you have a good day at work or whatever if I didn’t already make that clear.
• Monday, February 23, 2026 Good Morning, human capital stock!!!
• Monday, January 19, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! FRIDAY IS COMING!!!
• Monday, December 8, 2025 “Actually, I consider myself a sovereign employee of MegaCorp and I do not recognize your authority to fire me. You didn’t see the paper I taped on the back of my chair?”
• Monday, August 4, 2025 “Oh cool. Thanks for putting in the extra effort. I’ll remember this when the inevitable layoffs kick in and if they pick you, I’ll feel extra bad. Happy Monday!!!”
• Saturday, July 26, 2025 Maybe you should just quit? Ever think about that? You could just walk out if you wanted. Interesting Idea. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, July 21, 2025 C'mon, at this point, just get it over with. Happy Monday!!!
• Monday, April 22, 2024 I’m just asking you to do your job.
• Wednesday, January 10, 2024 The *real* emergency is profitability! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, October 3, 2023 “No, no, listen, hear me out. I’ve got a POINT to make here.”
• Wednesday, September 6, 2023 We’re putting you on a performance plan until you MEAT expectations.
• Monday, June 26, 2023 Some people feel like they have no purpose but maybe your purpose is to have your labor exploited!!! Good Morning!!!
• Monday, June 12, 2023 Those shareholders aren’t going to receive maximum return on investment without you!!!
• Wednesday, March 8, 2023 Don’t make me talk to MY BOSS about this!!!
• Tuesday, February 28, 2023 Personally? I clock out at noon. Good Morning.
• Wednesday, June 22, 2022 Workday Wednesdays as I always call them
• Sunday, May 1, 2022 Damn, I was in the middle of something