layoffs 2 mornings
Monday, December 8, 2025 “Actually, I consider myself a sovereign employee of MegaCorp and I do not recognize your authority to fire me. You didn’t see the paper I taped on the back of my chair?”
Monday, August 4, 2025 “Oh cool. Thanks for putting in the extra effort. I’ll remember this when the inevitable layoffs kick in and if they pick you, I’ll feel extra bad. Happy Monday!!!”