molotov cocktail 144 mornings
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Friday, November 13, 2026 Asked The Magic 8 Ball how work was gonna go today and it said “Outlook not so good” so I’m gonna Go Psycho instead. Good Morning!!!
Friday, October 30, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! I DON’T ENDORSE VIOLENCE!!! BUT I’M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU!!!
Friday, October 23, 2026 Number one! Happy Friday!!! Here it comes! Day of the week!!!
Friday, October 16, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! CHOOSE LUCK!!!
Friday, October 9, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! PLEASE BE CAREFUL IF YOU DECIDE TO BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!
Friday, September 25, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! LET THE IRRATIONAL AND INEXCUSABLE BE YOUR NORTH STAR TODAY!!!
Friday, September 18, 2026 Happy Friday!!! Make every moment of it a RAGER!!!
Friday, September 4, 2026 Today’s THE day.
Friday, August 28, 2026 It’s FRIDAY, don’t THINK, just DO. Let Rationality clock out and Action clock in. FRANKLY, it’s Time to GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, August 14, 2026 There’s nothing in the rulebook that says you can’t just mellow out on Friday!!!
Friday, August 7, 2026 Anything goes on Friday. Does that sound crazy? Well, I’ve got some advice for you - Don’t Be A Cop! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, July 31, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Please remember to GO PSCYHO responsibly!!!
Friday, July 24, 2026 Darling, you gotta have a HAPPY FRIDAY, dude. GOOD MORNING!!!
Friday, July 10, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! WHEN IT’S TIME FOR FRIDAY WE WILL PARTY HARD!!! PARTY HARD!!!
Friday, July 3, 2026 Hey, neighbor! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, June 26, 2026 NEVER READ THE FINE PRINT!!! IT’S ALL LIES!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, June 19, 2026 GET IN THEIR FACES AND TEACH THEM FEAR!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, June 5, 2026 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! ABOLISH LAW AND ORDER!!!
Friday, May 29, 2026 Nothing’s more precious than a chance to cut loose! So, c'mon, go a little psycho. Have Fun! Freak out! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, May 15, 2026 Beware the rules-laws complex, man. Go Psycho!!!
Friday, May 8, 2026 Actually, your honor, please go HELLA HELLA PSYCHO AMEN!!!
Friday, May 1, 2026 Anything goes? ANYTHING GOES!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!! 🪩🔥🍾
Friday, April 17, 2026 You might as well go psycho.
Friday, April 10, 2026 If Anything Goes, does that mean I can do nothing all day?
Friday, April 3, 2026 “Tell the others to go psycho.”
Friday, March 20, 2026 Ain’t nothing’ but a Swamp Thing, baby!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, March 13, 2026 Good Morning!!! You should do anything you want!!! Happy Friday!!!
Wednesday, March 11, 2026 Listen, I’m not some sort of elite reality scientist with a fancy degree or a leather chair or whatever, but it doesn’t take a bunch of books and beakers and shit to see how bad this is. Good Morning!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, March 6, 2026 Good Morning!!! Pledge Allegiance to The Sun today and have a Happy Friday!!!
Friday, February 20, 2026 Even Robocop? Damn.
Friday, February 13, 2026 Happy Friday!!! If you’re not going to cut loose, who are you going to cut?
Friday, February 6, 2026 Me? I’m fine. Totally good. Happy Friday. Why do you ask?
Friday, January 30, 2026 YOU SHOULD GO PSYCHO!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, January 23, 2026 The Weekend is here!!! IT’S PARTY TIME!!!
Friday, January 16, 2026 Happy Friday. For now…
Friday, January 2, 2026 Feeling Good? Not Yet? Howzabout if you indulged your every desire? See, now you feel Great!!!
Friday, December 19, 2025 You don’t need to apologize for *anything* on Friday!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, December 5, 2025 Hope you have an awesome episode today!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, November 28, 2025 You can’t go around yelling at people that “property is theft”, Captain America. Why are you always doing that???
Friday, November 21, 2025 Have Fun shall be the whole of the Law. Always Smile is the Law. Always Smile under Have Fun!!!
Friday, November 14, 2025 It’s so nice to take care of an old friend. Gently, not like it’s a chore. Good Morning!!!
Friday, November 7, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY NO RULES OR CONSEQUENCES HAVE FUN PARTY HARD GET STUPID THE WEEKEND IS HERE GO PSYCHO EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
Friday, October 17, 2025 Good Morning!!! Celebrate this beautiful gift of a day by going really really goddamn psycho!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Friday, October 10, 2025 Simply put, have a Happy Friday immediately!!!
Friday, September 26, 2025 Hoping you find time to Get Stupid today. Life is busy, do whatever you want while you still can!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, September 19, 2025 Have Fun! Get Stupid!! Go Psycho!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
Friday, September 12, 2025 No Rules? I can see the “APPEAL”!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, September 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Other people’s opinions are just like reality, they should be ignored if you want to be happy!!! Happy Friday!!!
Wednesday, September 3, 2025 Just think, if you’re under 30 and you start smoking now, there’s probably better odds that you’ll die of something climate related than cancer!!! It’s guilt free!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, August 22, 2025 The Weekend is here!!! Party Time!!! Have Fun!!! Go Psycho!!! Unleash The Beast!!!
Friday, August 8, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! NO LAWS WILL OBEY!!! NO CAGE WILL CONTAIN!!! YOU’RE AN ANIMAL!!!
Friday, August 1, 2025 Good Morning!!! Help them to pay for what they’ve done. Have Fun!!!
Friday, August 1, 2025 blah blah blah no rules make them pay blah blah blah anything goes go psycho blah blah blah party time blah blah blah
Friday, July 25, 2025 Happy Friday!!! Anything Goes!!! Go Psycho!!!
Friday, July 18, 2025 Once again, Luigi is right!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, July 11, 2025 You can do ANYTHING you want today. NO Rules. NO Consequences. THE WEEKEND IS HERE!!!
Friday, July 4, 2025 Wishing you a just and equitable society today that can take pride in how it treats its lowest members!! Or else you know, maybe do something about it? Or whatever. It’s Friday. Do whatever you want. Anything Goes!!!
Friday, June 27, 2025 Hope today is your most psycho day ever!!! Freak out!!!
Friday, June 20, 2025 Happy Friday!!! *maybach music* Go Psycho!!! Party Time!!!
Friday, June 13, 2025 Happy Friday!!! It’s Party Time!!!
Friday, June 6, 2025 Happy Friday!!! What’s your psycho move of the Day?!?
Friday, May 30, 2025 She’s a bad mothe- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!! ANYTHING GOES!!!
Friday, May 23, 2025 No one likes a liar!!! Happy Friday!!! Anything Goes!!!
Friday, May 16, 2025 THE WEEKEND IS HERE!!! TIME TO PARTY!!!
Friday, May 9, 2025 IT’S CLOWNTIME, BABY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Tuesday, May 6, 2025 Good Morning!!! Here’s to many cool and normal years ahead!!!
Friday, May 2, 2025 HAVE FUN FREAK OUT GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, April 25, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!! HAVE FUN!!! NO RULES!!!
Wednesday, April 23, 2025 I just want you to be happy. That’s all I want. No matter what. Happy.
Friday, April 11, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY 🪩🔥🍾 ANYTHING GOES!!!
Friday, March 28, 2025 Happy Friday!!! Have normal fun!!!
Friday, March 21, 2025 Trust some bloke off the TV!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Friday, March 7, 2025 I hope you “CHOOSE” to have a Great Friday!!!
Saturday, March 1, 2025 Aww man, who invited the class traitors?
Friday, February 28, 2025 The Magic of Friday is that anything goes!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, February 21, 2025 Good Morning! Don’t Think Just Do!!!
Wednesday, February 19, 2025 GOOD MORNING!!! CHOOSE A MIRACLE (or else…)
Friday, February 7, 2025 HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!
Wednesday, February 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Happy Hump Day!!!
Friday, January 31, 2025 jfc I didn’t realize this Morning was going to be *that* Good!!! ANYTHING GOES!!!
Friday, January 24, 2025 Happy Friday!!! You may want to get a lawyer before you pet this dog. [Additionally: Chase always barks]
Sunday, January 19, 2025 No matter what happens in the days to come, I just want you to know one thing: Good Morning!!!
Friday, January 17, 2025 On Friday, you can be judge, jury, and executioner of your own destiny!!! Good Morning!!!
Friday, January 10, 2025 Happy Friday from the Commander in Chief of Good Vibes Only!!!
Friday, January 3, 2025 Set The World ablaze with The Fire in your Heart!!! Happy Friday!!!
Wednesday, January 1, 2025 My New Year’s resolution is to have a Good Morning every day no matter what!!!
Friday, December 27, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Follow your heart’s every impulse today!!!
Wednesday, December 25, 2024 May Santa bring joy, peace, and equity to all (no matter what it takes)!!! Merry Christmas!!!
Friday, December 20, 2024 Have a “SUPER” Friday!!!
Friday, December 13, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Rules and Laws don’t count today!!!
Friday, December 6, 2024 Happy Friday! Take a chance on something new!!!
Friday, November 29, 2024 This guy thinks that shoplifting from corporations with record breaking profits and low worker wages *is* supporting local business. I want to go on record as saying no comment. Good Morning!!!
Friday, November 22, 2024 I would never say this because I’m so cool and mellow, but Indianapolis Jones says, “When fascism comes, burn that shit to the ground.” Dude has very little chill. Unlike me. I’m just like, “whatever, man. Good Morning!!!”
Friday, November 8, 2024 Good Morning!!! Honestly, get some rest this weekend. Give yourself a break. That is if you want to. It’s Friday. You can do anything you want.
Friday, November 1, 2024 Probably worth an extra $10M if you don’t think, just do. Happy Friday!!!
Friday, October 25, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Don’t Think. Just Do.
Friday, October 18, 2024 The Weekend is Here! You deserve to party!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, October 11, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Do whatever you want!!!
Friday, October 4, 2024 Happy Friday!!! God Save The Queen
Friday, September 27, 2024 It’s strange, so strange It’s very strange to me
Friday, September 27, 2024 No Rules is the whole of the law. Anything Goes is the law. Anything Goes under No Rules!!! Happy Friday!!!
Friday, September 20, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Hope no one tries to stop you today!!!
Wednesday, September 18, 2024 It’s Morning Time!!!
Friday, September 13, 2024 IT’S CLOWNTIME BABY!!!
Friday, September 6, 2024 don’t think. just do.
Friday, August 30, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Let your passion incinerate all obstacles!!!
Friday, August 16, 2024 Don’t think. Just do. Happy Friday 🪩🔥🍾
Friday, August 2, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Don’t think for yourself, DO for yourself!!!
Friday, July 26, 2024 Mark my words, this is gonna be the greatest Morning the world has ever seen!
Friday, July 12, 2024 Happy Friday!!! Y'all'ren’t doing it the Best if y'all'ren’t doing it the Most.
Friday, July 5, 2024 Friday’s gonna knock your socks off!!!
Friday, June 28, 2024 Happy Friday! Be on your most behavior!!!
Friday, June 21, 2024 Go ahead, do anything!!!
Friday, June 14, 2024 I’m actually also accepting cash. Good Morning!!!
Friday, June 7, 2024 It’s only one day. No one will even miss rules or consequences.
Friday, May 17, 2024 On this day we observe no rules. We entertain no consequences. Good Morning.
Friday, May 3, 2024 Don’t think. Just do!
Friday, April 12, 2024 You have got to get down on Friday.
Friday, April 5, 2024 It’s not deranged to have a Good Morning. I have no idea why people keep saying that.
Friday, March 22, 2024 As per my last email, anything goes. Anything you want.