no 12 mornings

Saturday, October 24, 2026 No, seriously it is.
Monday, July 27, 2026 No matter how bad your Monday is going, you can rest assured that there’s at least one thing you’re forgetting about that actually makes it worse. So just like try not to think about what that might be. Happy Monday.
Monday, July 20, 2026 It’ll only hurt a lot for a moderate amount of time. Happy Monday!!!
Tuesday, May 5, 2026 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?!? Good Morning.
Saturday, March 21, 2026 Good Morning!!! Abolish Timekeeping!!!
Sunday, January 25, 2026 I just like need some rest. Just a few weeks. Then, listen, then we can talk about how to approach reality. As long as nothing happens between now and then, I’ll be ready to think about facing it. Good Morning!!!
Monday, February 24, 2025 Sorry. Can’t do it.
Wednesday, January 22, 2025 The Sun requests a Smile from you This Morning!!!
Monday, November 25, 2024 whatever you’re giving up to be there, it must be worth sacrificing. otherwise why would you do it? Good Morning.
Wednesday, January 10, 2024 The *real* emergency is profitability! Good Morning!!!
Saturday, December 9, 2023 I SAID NO! NO NO NO!!!
Friday, January 20, 2023 Say “YES” to your heart!