purple 11 mornings

Thursday, November 5, 2026 I can’t “STAND” to think otherwise.
Friday, August 7, 2026 Anything goes on Friday. Does that sound crazy? Well, I’ve got some advice for you - Don’t Be A Cop! Happy Friday!!!
Thursday, April 23, 2026 It’s okay. You can smile. In fact, you *should* smile. Lest that anything bad should happen if you didn’t. Capiche?
Tuesday, April 14, 2026 Hey, listen. Obviously you shouldn’t spend the money. I’m not telling you what to do. But really you’re trying so hard and it all seems so hopeless. Wouldn’t that thing you’ve got your eye on make it feel a little better? Good Morning!!!
Sunday, February 15, 2026 In my judgment, it’s imperative.
Tuesday, August 5, 2025 Only suckers and losers blame their troubles on what’s happening in reality. Everyone cool and normal is fine with it. They’re fine with it. Something must be wrong with YOU.
Wednesday, May 28, 2025 “If Wisdom’s spoken in a rhyme, then it’s true every time.” -Ancient Wisdom
Wednesday, June 26, 2024 What do you mean this isn’t an emergency?!?!
Tuesday, April 2, 2024 HELL YEAH IT IS!!!
Sunday, January 28, 2024 For now, time only goes in one direction!!!
Tuesday, October 24, 2023 You can say you are anything you want!!! Good Morning!!!