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Monday, August 24, 2026 As is the first law of our prophet Garfield, “I hate Mondays.” But so as he taketh, does he give unto us his second law, “Lasagna”.
Monday, August 10, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Here comes another long week!!!
Monday, July 27, 2026 No matter how bad your Monday is going, you can rest assured that there’s at least one thing you’re forgetting about that actually makes it worse. So just like try not to think about what that might be. Happy Monday.
Monday, February 16, 2026 Good Morning!!! Hit the mute button on reality and crank your smile up to 10!!!
Monday, June 2, 2025 When I say “Always Smile”, I’m not “CLOWNING” around. Good Morning!!!
Monday, May 19, 2025 In the darkest times, those who let The Sun into their hearts will light the way!!! Good Morning!!!
Monday, November 25, 2024 whatever you’re giving up to be there, it must be worth sacrificing. otherwise why would you do it? Good Morning.
Monday, November 11, 2024 Good Morning: Oops! All Mondays
Monday, October 14, 2024 Maybe it will. Maybe it won’t. Good Morning!!!
Monday, September 16, 2024 Happy Monday. Hope your bosses didn’t schedule a 9:45 Monday Morning call for your whole team over the weekend without explanation.
Monday, August 26, 2024 Please go focus on work now. Happy Monday.
Monday, April 15, 2024 You’re worth your weight in gold! (Disclaimer: someone else gets to keep all the gold.) Good Morning!!!
Monday, February 26, 2024 Coffee: “Drink a gallon of it!”
Monday, January 22, 2024 Monday is like when you realize what’s behind you just a moment too late.
Monday, November 27, 2023 Nothing worse than the guilt of having to take care of your family in an emergency. Good Morning!
Sunday, August 20, 2023 Living in the Good Old Days before the weather gets Really Bad. Good Morning.
Monday, March 20, 2023 Don’t have a terrible overwhelming day where you feel like nothing goes your way and you wish you could have just stayed home but then you’d just be freaking out at home AND worrying about getting fired but then you’re still worried about getting fired even though you aren’t doing anything wrong because who can you really trust anyway?
Monday, December 5, 2022 We all should have known better when they named a Day after The Moon. But the horrors of Monday don’t bother me because I’m having a Good Morning every day. Good Morning.
Thursday, June 2, 2022 whenever the weather may fall, sometimes the morning
Wednesday, April 27, 2022 The rarest day is the one where I don’t send a Good Morning message to you, my friend.