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• Monday, September 7, 2026 The gears of capitalism are oiled with the ketchup of workers. Happy Labor Day!!!
• Monday, August 3, 2026 If the shareholders cared who you were, they would appreciate all you’re doing for them!!! Happy Monday!!!
• Monday, June 22, 2026 Good Morning and Get Moving!!!
• Monday, June 8, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Tough it out for them!!!
• Friday, May 1, 2026 Happy May Day, workers!!!
• Sunday, March 8, 2026 Timekeeping is just the rich fucking with you like you’re some orphan they’re going to eat later. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, February 23, 2026 Good Morning, human capital stock!!!
• Monday, November 17, 2025 It’s like Marx said, “While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” Good Morning!!!
• Monday, August 4, 2025 “Oh cool. Thanks for putting in the extra effort. I’ll remember this when the inevitable layoffs kick in and if they pick you, I’ll feel extra bad. Happy Monday!!!”
• Monday, July 14, 2025 Oh and by the way, nice healthcare you’ve got there. It’d be a real shame if something were to happen to it, wouldn’t it? Maybe if *I* was worried about that, *I’d* get back to work immediately. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, July 7, 2025 Unlike the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation, this obligation will last forever!!! Good Morning!!!
• Monday, April 28, 2025 Good Morning!!! Alarm Clocks Are Brutal!!!
• Monday, March 31, 2025 Ethically consume a Good Morning!!!
• Monday, December 9, 2024 Good Morning!!! You better hope your manager doesn’t see you right now.
• Tuesday, September 10, 2024 Good Morning!!! Let’s continue this conversation.
• Monday, August 12, 2024 Good Morning!!! Have a Happy Day!!! Don’t think about what your time is really worth!!!
• Monday, June 3, 2024 Let’s keep those gears oiled, workers!!! Good Morning!!!
• Saturday, October 7, 2023 The best time to invest in having a Good Morning every day is yesterday but the second best time to invest in having a Good Morning every day is right now!!!
• Thursday, April 13, 2023 Business is business.