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Saturday, September 12, 2026 Sucks to be wrong, dude. Every day is a miracle.
Thursday, July 23, 2026 It’s not victim blaming if you’re complicit!!! Good Morning!!!
Tuesday, March 10, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! SHUT UP!!!
Thursday, December 18, 2025 Always Smile, you big weirdo!!!
Friday, November 21, 2025 Have Fun shall be the whole of the Law. Always Smile is the Law. Always Smile under Have Fun!!!
Monday, November 17, 2025 It’s like Marx said, “While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” Good Morning!!!
Tuesday, June 3, 2025 It’s Yellow with spikes. It’s in the corner.
Monday, April 28, 2025 Good Morning!!! Alarm Clocks Are Brutal!!!
Friday, February 28, 2025 The Magic of Friday is that anything goes!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, January 16, 2025 Shut up with that crap!!! GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
Wednesday, January 8, 2025 It’s a miracle that The Entire Morning is this Good!!!
Saturday, November 30, 2024 Good Morning! Shut up! Have Fun!!!
Thursday, November 7, 2024 This is just satire. Satirically speaking, get a secure chat app and don’t say shit to people unless you *know* you can trust them. Good Morning!!!
Friday, October 18, 2024 The Weekend is Here! You deserve to party!!! Happy Friday!!!
Monday, June 17, 2024 Good Morning! I’m not getting paid to sit around and listen to you talk.
Thursday, March 21, 2024 The Sun is perfect just the way it is. Good Morning!!!
Friday, March 15, 2024 The man said “lfg”. What are you waiting for?
