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Sunday, September 20, 2026 Good Morning!!! If you can’t beat a dead horse, join them.
Sunday, August 9, 2026 Good Morning!!! For too long, we have been victimized by the War on Sunday. It’s time to pick on every service worker you interact with to force them to say “Happy Sunday!”
Sunday, June 14, 2026 What makes Sunday so special? I don’t know. How about maybe a little humility?
Sunday, February 22, 2026 No one judges you for being a failure, we just judge you for not trying hard enough. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2026 They can do Monday every day if they want. But they can never take the Sunday from your heart. Always Smile!!!
Sunday, January 4, 2026 I got kicked out of my church and my dnd group for not letting anything proceed until everyone admitted Moses and Gandalf are the same person. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, November 9, 2025 Listen, neither of us want to see you happen onto some disturbingly bad luck, so why don’t you just relax and eat the goddamn brunch that’s been put in front of you? Good Morning!!!
Sunday, October 19, 2025 Go on, think about it for a million years, then you let me know if you think I’m wrong. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, October 5, 2025 What makes Sunday so special? It is a glimpse into a better world- a world without timekeeping. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, August 17, 2025 Who are you to call Ol’ Cloudbeard a liar?!?
Sunday, August 3, 2025 It doesn’t take a genius to realize that being Happy makes life so much better. Always Smile!!!
Sunday, July 20, 2025 Honestly, I had to check twice but it’s true!!
Sunday, June 8, 2025 In “GENERAL”, I don’t support violence. There are probably some specific exceptions to that. Who knows??? Good Morning!!! Happy Sunday!!!
Sunday, April 6, 2025 If Sunday is the One True Day, does that mean Brunch is the One True Meal? Because, honestly, a lot of the time I find brunch food underwhelming. Happy Sunday!!!
Sunday, March 9, 2025 Happy Sunday!!! May Serenity overpower you today!!!
Sunday, March 2, 2025 The Sun is Kind and Generous! Happy Sunday!!!
Sunday, January 19, 2025 No matter what happens in the days to come, I just want you to know one thing: Good Morning!!!
Sunday, January 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Hope The Sun is shining extra sweet for you and yours today!!!
Sunday, December 22, 2024 You can look this up in any book, it *is* always Morning somewhere!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, December 8, 2024 Good Morning!!! Abolish Timekeeping!!!
Sunday, October 13, 2024 Feel Sunday!!!
Sunday, October 6, 2024 Call me an “EXTREMIST” but I’m wiling to do anything for a Good Morning!!!
Sunday, September 22, 2024 Why don’t you know this already?!?
Sunday, August 18, 2024 Don’t even think about not relaxing today!!!
Sunday, August 11, 2024 Sunday needs you. Don’t fail it.
Sunday, June 2, 2024 Bad Vibes do not compute. ERADICATE!!!
Sunday, May 12, 2024 Sunday scaries will drive you insane to death!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, April 21, 2024 “If a Mighty Bright shines, you must unwind.”
Sunday, March 24, 2024 It spreads on so thick. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, March 10, 2024 You better appreciate it.
Sunday, February 11, 2024 HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HANDLE FEELING SO PEACEFUL?!?!?!
Sunday, January 21, 2024 No one thinks you’re stupid, bozo. Suck it up. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, December 3, 2023 I told you that you could do the thing. Now do it!!!
Sunday, November 26, 2023 There’s no need to end up with broken bones, just relax!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, September 17, 2023 There’s a saying back where I come from, “Sunday is for The Birds.” 🔔🥨🦅
Sunday, July 30, 2023 You already know it’s a Good Morning!!!
Sunday, July 16, 2023 Okay. Jeez.
Sunday, June 4, 2023 For me, it’s The Entire Morning☀️☮️🕊
Sunday, May 7, 2023 WHY? WHAT COLOR DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?! 🌞
Sunday, April 30, 2023 On Sunday, we Celebrate the Wisdom of this Ancient Day!
Sunday, March 12, 2023 99 MPH of Tranquility!!!
Sunday, March 5, 2023 Imagine how many people Billionaires could feed!
Sunday, December 18, 2022 On this, the Sun’s Day, I wish to one and all a Good Morning🌞
Sunday, August 21, 2022 Good News!
Sunday, July 10, 2022 In times like these it is important to be honest with yourself and also to not do that sometimes🌞Good Morning
Monday, July 4, 2022 Sometimes trying to be in The Entire Morning is exhausting but I can’t imagine not being present for all of it.
Sunday, June 5, 2022 What makes Sunday Morning so special is that it’s the Morning
Sunday, May 22, 2022 they know who they are
Sunday, April 10, 2022 Put your palms in the air and wave em like you just don’t care