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Sunday, November 1, 2026 Industrial style timekeeping is an instrument of oppression and you are so deeply subjugated by it that you can’t even imagine an alternative. Good Morning!!! Happy Daylights Savings!!!
Saturday, June 27, 2026 The Beast, in the specific instance, is Time.
Monday, March 9, 2026 Bro, we gotta nuke these clocks, bro.
Sunday, March 8, 2026 Timekeeping is just the rich fucking with you like you’re some orphan they’re going to eat later. Good Morning!!!
Wednesday, December 3, 2025 Oh my god, I want to eat it!!!
Monday, November 3, 2025 Mr. Timekeeper, TEAR DOWN THAT CLOCK!!!
Sunday, November 2, 2025 When do you tear down the calendar? When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle? Good Morning!!!
Thursday, October 30, 2025 Mema Morning Man used to always say, “You don’t need a calendar to tell you the leaves are falling.” Now, at the time, I didn’t take it too seriously because she was a little bit of a domestic extremist, but it turns out she was right. You don’t need a clock either.
Tuesday, August 5, 2025 Only suckers and losers blame their troubles on what’s happening in reality. Everyone cool and normal is fine with it. They’re fine with it. Something must be wrong with YOU.
Monday, March 10, 2025 Good Morning. No one is free in a world with clocks and calendars.
Thursday, February 20, 2025 When timekeeping dies, the work week dies with it. Good Morning.
Wednesday, January 1, 2025 It is time for a new beginning
Thursday, September 26, 2024 Imagine no clocks. No schedules. It’s Always Morning Somewhere. Abolish Timekeeping!!!
Friday, August 23, 2024 It’s Friday! You have to have fun!!!
Wednesday, June 12, 2024 People used to have a lot more common sense. Good Morning.
Monday, April 15, 2024 You’re worth your weight in gold! (Disclaimer: someone else gets to keep all the gold.) Good Morning!!!
Saturday, April 6, 2024 It’s like falling in love for the first time every day.
Friday, March 29, 2024 You hear that “tick tock”? That’s them taking your life away from you. Good Morning!
Monday, March 11, 2024 At least you’ll be at work so there’s something worse to distract you!!!
Thursday, February 29, 2024 Happy Leap Day!!!
Wednesday, October 5, 2022 Father Time is always with me at every Morning for The Entire Morning ☀️🧙🏼♂️✌🏼
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 Through all of Time and Cosmos, there are Mornings. Each of them is uniquely Good unto itself. All together at once, that is The Entire Morning and it is unknowably vast, nuanced, and Good. Hope your entire Morning is Good every day🌞Good Morning
Monday, July 4, 2022 Sometimes trying to be in The Entire Morning is exhausting but I can’t imagine not being present for all of it.
Tuesday, June 28, 2022 There are many tomorrows and yet for some, none🌞
Wednesday, June 8, 2022 Inspired by the guy on TV with the spoon