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• Tuesday, November 3, 2026 I won’t tell you how to vote but if you’re voting for painting statues gold while my neighbors can’t heat their houses, shame on you. Good Morning!!!
• Wednesday, October 21, 2026 Every corrupt puppet government we’ve installed in the global south: “Did you know when America flushes its power and influence down the toilet, the water goes in the opposite direction?”
• Friday, March 6, 2026 Good Morning!!! Pledge Allegiance to The Sun today and have a Happy Friday!!!
• Thursday, August 14, 2025 “HONESTLY”, you should still be “ABLE” to enjoy this. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, November 5, 2024 If you’re in the United SA today, treat your vote like the level 8 spell Sunburst and cast that shit against some Nazis this Morning. Good Morning.
• Thursday, July 4, 2024 If the republican congress votes against certifying the election then it goes back to them to decide by state delegation who won. Red states outnumber blue states. So, let’s say they pick the guy who didn’t win, that can be challenged in court. Try not to think about which court though. Maybe you should have a couple extra beers and burgers today. Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, July 4, 2023 If you pretend history doesn’t exist, these hot dogs are actually pretty Good.
• Friday, November 11, 2022 Can I count on your vote?
• Sunday, June 5, 2022 We’re gonna rock out, we’re gonna fucking rock out! It’s gonna be so awesome!
• Tuesday, April 12, 2022 There’s always a way.
• Monday, March 28, 2022 Oh say can you see?