work 39 mornings

All tags

• Monday, September 28, 2026 Your job doesn’t define you! The exhaustion your job causes defines you. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, July 13, 2026 C'mon, babe, don’t be fearing the reaper.
• Monday, June 15, 2026 Good Morning. Glad to see you’re smiling. Can you have that on my desk by noon?
• Monday, June 8, 2026 Happy Monday!!! Tough it out for them!!!
• Friday, May 1, 2026 Happy May Day, workers!!!
• Tuesday, April 28, 2026 Good Morning!!! I hope you have a good day at work or whatever if I didn’t already make that clear.
• Monday, February 23, 2026 Good Morning, human capital stock!!!
• Monday, January 19, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! FRIDAY IS COMING!!!
• Monday, December 8, 2025 “Actually, I consider myself a sovereign employee of MegaCorp and I do not recognize your authority to fire me. You didn’t see the paper I taped on the back of my chair?”
• Monday, September 8, 2025 Also, why is everyone in my inbox an absolute selfish idiot this morning??? Happy Monday!!!
• Monday, August 4, 2025 “Oh cool. Thanks for putting in the extra effort. I’ll remember this when the inevitable layoffs kick in and if they pick you, I’ll feel extra bad. Happy Monday!!!”
• Saturday, July 26, 2025 Maybe you should just quit? Ever think about that? You could just walk out if you wanted. Interesting Idea. Good Morning!!!
• Monday, July 21, 2025 C'mon, at this point, just get it over with. Happy Monday!!!
• Saturday, April 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Some people work very hard, but still they never get it right. Well I’m beginning to see the light.
• Monday, December 9, 2024 Good Morning!!! You better hope your manager doesn’t see you right now.
• Monday, November 25, 2024 whatever you’re giving up to be there, it must be worth sacrificing. otherwise why would you do it? Good Morning.
• Monday, August 12, 2024 Good Morning!!! Have a Happy Day!!! Don’t think about what your time is really worth!!!
• Saturday, June 29, 2024 #grindset #motivation #hustle #success #lifestyle
• Monday, June 24, 2024 Good Morning. Please think of the bosses!!!
• Friday, May 31, 2024 Don’t Think. Just Do.
• Sunday, May 12, 2024 Sunday scaries will drive you insane to death!!! Good Morning!!!
• Saturday, April 27, 2024 Happy Saturday to you and yours this and each blessed weekend!!!
• Thursday, April 25, 2024 “Okay, this is basically my dream job! How’s the healthcare?” “Depends on how much of a capitalist hellscape your home country is.”
• Monday, April 22, 2024 I’m just asking you to do your job.
• Monday, April 15, 2024 You’re worth your weight in gold! (Disclaimer: someone else gets to keep all the gold.) Good Morning!!!
• Monday, March 4, 2024 Good Morning, work group chat.
• Wednesday, January 10, 2024 The *real* emergency is profitability! Good Morning!!!
• Monday, November 27, 2023 Nothing worse than the guilt of having to take care of your family in an emergency. Good Morning!
• Saturday, November 11, 2023 Don’t mourn, have a Good Morning!!!
• Monday, October 30, 2023 Here on this mountain top, oh-oh-oh, I got some wild wildlife!
• Wednesday, October 25, 2023 Rise and Grind, workers!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, October 5, 2023 I just found out some people still get pensions too!!! Good Morning!!!
• Tuesday, October 3, 2023 “No, no, listen, hear me out. I’ve got a POINT to make here.”
• Monday, June 12, 2023 Those shareholders aren’t going to receive maximum return on investment without you!!!
• Wednesday, March 8, 2023 Don’t make me talk to MY BOSS about this!!!
• Monday, December 26, 2022 You can’t drink from an empty cup.
• Wednesday, June 22, 2022 Workday Wednesdays as I always call them
• Friday, June 3, 2022 It’s Friday I’m in love with drugs
• Sunday, May 1, 2022 Damn, I was in the middle of something