you deserve it 10 mornings

Tuesday, June 23, 2026 You, specifically you, deserve joy.
Tuesday, April 14, 2026 Hey, listen. Obviously you shouldn’t spend the money. I’m not telling you what to do. But really you’re trying so hard and it all seems so hopeless. Wouldn’t that thing you’ve got your eye on make it feel a little better? Good Morning!!!
Thursday, July 10, 2025 Good Morning!!! Convince yourself of Joy and Luck!!!
Tuesday, July 1, 2025 I know, I was as shocked as you are to learn that!!!
Thursday, March 6, 2025 Every Day. Forever. No matter what.
Saturday, August 24, 2024 A Pearl of Wisdom, if you will.
Wednesday, July 24, 2024 I bet you’re blown away by this. Good Morning.
Thursday, July 18, 2024 There’s an old saying about facts and reality bumming you out: “Just like ignore it, man.” Like they say, “You can’t argue with a saying.”
Sunday, March 10, 2024
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 If they can’t handle you at your crying-and-screaming-at-a-sales-associate-at-target-because-they-only-have-the-wrong-scent-of-shampoo then they don’t deserve you at your dancing-on-the-bar-at-a-diner-at-2-pm-after-four-or-five-white-claws