Sundays 259 mornings
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Sunday, November 8, 2026 If you stare into the eyes of a bird, you will see a smaller bird. And you would not believe what happens if you stare into THAT bird’s eyes.
Sunday, November 1, 2026 Industrial style timekeeping is an instrument of oppression and you are so deeply subjugated by it that you can’t even imagine an alternative. Good Morning!!! Happy Daylights Savings!!!
Sunday, October 25, 2026 I asked the AI if tech was making me delusional just to be safe and it assured me that someone as smart and handsome as me could never be tricked by the flattery of a disinformation machine. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, October 18, 2026 no one’s forcing you to give it your all, sport. everyone’s tired too.
Sunday, October 11, 2026 GOOD MORNING!!! SMILE FOREVER!!!
Sunday, October 4, 2026 Good Morning, can you drive a little slower please?
Sunday, September 27, 2026 And listen, I should to know to expect this from you by now so really it’s on me.
Sunday, September 20, 2026 Good Morning!!! If you can’t beat a dead horse, join them.
Sunday, September 13, 2026 Smiling is just as easy now as when you first learned to do it! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, September 6, 2026 Goodbye, wind. I will always love you.
Sunday, August 30, 2026 You probably want to be having a Good Morning. Think about it.
Sunday, August 23, 2026 A Good Morning is Supernatural!!!
Sunday, August 16, 2026 A Good Morning is always a pleasant surprise!!! Every Day!!!
Sunday, August 9, 2026 Good Morning!!! For too long, we have been victimized by the War on Sunday. It’s time to pick on every service worker you interact with to force them to say “Happy Sunday!”
Sunday, August 2, 2026 The real terrorism is bad vibes. Declare war on them!!!
Sunday, July 26, 2026 I need to unleash about a gallon of coffee upon myself right now, I’ll tell you what. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, July 19, 2026 Good Morning!!! It’s simple!!!
Sunday, July 12, 2026 Listen, they once asked a great and ancient philosopher what is best in this world. He said, “Obviously, it’s to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.”
Sunday, July 5, 2026 Good Morning!!! I hope you know what is good for you!!!
Sunday, June 28, 2026 Good Morning. I know what color The Sun is.
Sunday, June 21, 2026 Good Morning, Sun.
Sunday, June 14, 2026 What makes Sunday so special? I don’t know. How about maybe a little humility?
Sunday, June 7, 2026 Good Morning, you might not even realize you’re a serf!!!
Sunday, May 31, 2026 Okay, but also, just so you know, sometimes it comes off like you’re trying *way* too hard. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, May 24, 2026 Specifically.
Sunday, May 17, 2026 Good Morning!!! GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!!
Sunday, May 10, 2026 Tell your mom I said Good Morning.
Sunday, May 10, 2026 This blonde ass dude knows what’s up.
Sunday, May 3, 2026 The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is you having a Good Morning.
Sunday, April 26, 2026 At the end of the day, I’m not asking for much. I just want you to have a Good Morning every day forever no matter what.
Sunday, April 19, 2026 Welcome yourself to the Good Morning you’re already having!!!
Sunday, April 12, 2026 Good Morning!!! You could be a legend!!!
Sunday, April 5, 2026 Praise be to Good Morning!!!
Sunday, March 29, 2026 To you and yours this Joyous Morning, a pretty enormous body of wishings and blessing!!!
Sunday, March 22, 2026 Stop Tumbling Dreamwise!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, March 15, 2026 Me? I’m just going about my normal life. Everything is probably fine!!!
Sunday, March 8, 2026 Timekeeping is just the rich fucking with you like you’re some orphan they’re going to eat later. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, March 1, 2026 Good Morning, I guess.
Sunday, February 22, 2026 No one judges you for being a failure, we just judge you for not trying hard enough. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, February 15, 2026 In my judgment, it’s imperative.
Sunday, February 8, 2026 Good Morning. I should hate to see an unfortunate fate befall you.
Sunday, February 1, 2026 Good Morning. We’ve been waiting a while now, bud…
Sunday, January 25, 2026 I just like need some rest. Just a few weeks. Then, listen, then we can talk about how to approach reality. As long as nothing happens between now and then, I’ll be ready to think about facing it. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2026 They can do Monday every day if they want. But they can never take the Sunday from your heart. Always Smile!!!
Sunday, January 11, 2026 GOOD MORNING GO BIRDS!!!
Sunday, January 11, 2026 BURN THEM!! BURN THEM!! BURN THEM!!
Sunday, January 4, 2026 I got kicked out of my church and my dnd group for not letting anything proceed until everyone admitted Moses and Gandalf are the same person. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, December 28, 2025 Wishing chill ones all around!!!
Sunday, December 21, 2025 Good Morning!!! Imagine my surprise!!!
Sunday, December 14, 2025 TEETH!!!
Sunday, December 7, 2025 Good Morning!!! I’m not one to scream about injustices but THEY DON’T DESERVE YOU!!!
Sunday, November 30, 2025 Good Morning!!! All I wanted was a little bit of your love to take to brunch today.
Sunday, November 23, 2025 Shhhhhhh… I wont tell…
Sunday, November 16, 2025 You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!! Good Morning!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Sunday, November 9, 2025 Listen, neither of us want to see you happen onto some disturbingly bad luck, so why don’t you just relax and eat the goddamn brunch that’s been put in front of you? Good Morning!!!
Sunday, November 2, 2025 When do you tear down the calendar? When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle? Good Morning!!!
Sunday, October 26, 2025 “Listen, the sooner we get this throne room done, the sooner everything goes back to normal.” “Okay, cool! I love normal.”
Sunday, October 19, 2025 Go on, think about it for a million years, then you let me know if you think I’m wrong. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, October 12, 2025 When I say “always smile”, you say “forever”.
Sunday, October 5, 2025 What makes Sunday so special? It is a glimpse into a better world- a world without timekeeping. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, September 28, 2025 DON’T FAIL THAT MIRACLE!!! (not if you know what’s good for you…)
Sunday, September 21, 2025 Always forever. Forever and ever.
Sunday, September 14, 2025 The most important thing in the world right now is starting the day with a good breakfast! That’ll give you the energy to do anything all day! Like, have a nervous breakdown because the fabric of society is disintegrating. Or you know, go to the zoo or whatever. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, September 7, 2025 Listen. Obviously in an ideal world, your country wouldn’t be invading itself but I think if we just give things some time to play out, we can probably convince ourselves later that there was nothing that could have been done. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, August 31, 2025 Good Morning!!! Some doctors probably recommend starting at The Sun for at least 30 minutes a day!!!
Sunday, August 24, 2025 Maybe if *someone* didn’t love calling people passive aggressive so much, we wouldn’t have to waste our time talking about what’s so obvious. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, August 17, 2025 Who are you to call Ol’ Cloudbeard a liar?!?
Sunday, August 10, 2025 Good Morning!!! Nothing Matters!!!
Sunday, August 3, 2025 It doesn’t take a genius to realize that being Happy makes life so much better. Always Smile!!!
Sunday, July 27, 2025 The Beast, you can safely assume, is Love!!!
Sunday, July 20, 2025 Honestly, I had to check twice but it’s true!!
Sunday, July 13, 2025 There’s nothing delusional about choosing Joy!!! Hit the MUTE button on Reality, crank your Exuberance to MAXIMUM, and let’s start this AWESOME Day!!!
Sunday, July 6, 2025 You know, people complain a lot about the rapidly expanding police state, and I get it, but that doesn’t change the fact that I love to use the word “disappear” as a verb and I’ve had so many more opportunities to do that lately. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, June 29, 2025 Freely choose a Good Morning or you’ll be sorry!!!
Sunday, June 22, 2025 have a good morning today.
Sunday, June 15, 2025 Happy Father’s Day, dads. Hope your kids are all having a Good Morning every day!!!
Sunday, June 15, 2025 That’s not a threat, it’s a warning. But it’s also a threat. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, June 8, 2025 In “GENERAL”, I don’t support violence. There are probably some specific exceptions to that. Who knows??? Good Morning!!! Happy Sunday!!!
Sunday, June 1, 2025 In the jungle, the mighty jungle, there’s simply too much life. Too much flora and too much fauna. And not enough Sunlight.
Sunday, May 25, 2025 Good Morning!!! Good Vibes Only Today!!!
Sunday, May 18, 2025 Good Morning to everyone that isn’t too stupid to know what color The Sun is.
Sunday, May 11, 2025 First they came for the people who weren’t having a Good Morning and I was like “good! they deserve it.”
Sunday, May 4, 2025 Good Morning!!! May the Magic and Wonder of The Morning be with you!!!
Sunday, April 27, 2025 Good Morning!!! Don’t forget your cetirizine. Better living through chemistry!!!
Sunday, April 20, 2025 Happy Easter!!! It makes sense that doing normal holiday stuff is your top priority right now. Is something else going on? Who knows? Someone please pass the chocolates.
Sunday, April 20, 2025 Pass the Good Morning to the left hand side!!!
Sunday, April 13, 2025 Specifically you.
Sunday, April 6, 2025 If Sunday is the One True Day, does that mean Brunch is the One True Meal? Because, honestly, a lot of the time I find brunch food underwhelming. Happy Sunday!!!
Sunday, March 30, 2025 I think I’ll play it safe and just have a Good Morning.
Sunday, March 23, 2025 Disbelieve and Deny Bad Vibes!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, March 16, 2025 All you have to do is stare at it for a while and it’s clear to see. Good Morning.
Sunday, March 9, 2025 Happy Sunday!!! May Serenity overpower you today!!!
Sunday, March 2, 2025 The Sun is Kind and Generous! Happy Sunday!!!
Sunday, February 23, 2025 Listen, there’s honestly still a lot to be happy about and you better be savoring it while it’s here. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, February 16, 2025 Now, I don’t like to brag but I’m actually one of the wold’s most prolific wishers. And there is nothing I wish harder or more often than the wish that I was a bird. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, February 9, 2025 E-L-G-S-E-S EAGLES!!!
Sunday, February 2, 2025 What’s cooler than cool? Six More Weeks of Winter!!!
Sunday, January 26, 2025 Good Morning anyway forever!!!
Sunday, January 19, 2025 No matter what happens in the days to come, I just want you to know one thing: Good Morning!!!
Sunday, January 12, 2025 Good Morning, eh?
Sunday, January 5, 2025 Good Morning!!! Hope The Sun is shining extra sweet for you and yours today!!!
Sunday, December 29, 2024 If you’re willing and able, it might be worth it!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, December 22, 2024 You can look this up in any book, it *is* always Morning somewhere!!! Good Morning!!!
Sunday, December 15, 2024 Specifically you! Good Morning!!
Sunday, December 8, 2024 Good Morning!!! Abolish Timekeeping!!!
Sunday, December 1, 2024 Listen, it sounds good, okay? Good Morning.
Sunday, November 24, 2024 Good Morning! It’s important to keep people motivated!!!
Sunday, November 17, 2024 The Beast, famously, is Love!!!
Sunday, November 10, 2024 Savor things being pretty normal! Good Morning.
Sunday, November 3, 2024 Good Morning. Save the world. Abolish billionairism.
Sunday, October 27, 2024 Good Morning! Floor it!!!
Sunday, October 20, 2024 Good Morning!!! Consider not supporting a literal fascist this Morning!!!
Sunday, October 13, 2024 Feel Sunday!!!
Sunday, October 6, 2024 Call me an “EXTREMIST” but I’m wiling to do anything for a Good Morning!!!
Sunday, September 29, 2024 YOU CAN BE SO IMPRESSIVE!!!
Sunday, September 22, 2024 Why don’t you know this already?!?
Sunday, September 15, 2024 Good Morning. They’re not dying. They’re just going to sleep for a while.
Sunday, September 8, 2024 ALWAYS SMILE!!!
Sunday, September 1, 2024 It’s not a “MAJOR” surprise but Daybreak was Wonderful today. Good Morning!!!
Sunday, August 25, 2024 Okay but seriously flushable wipes are not flushable and they destroy water treatment equipment which wastes an incredible amount of municipal funds. Good Morning!!!