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• Sunday, August 18, 2024 Don’t even think about not relaxing today!!!
• Sunday, August 11, 2024 Sunday needs you. Don’t fail it.
• Sunday, August 4, 2024 DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!
• Sunday, July 28, 2024 Good Morning!!! “DIVE” right into having a smile on your face all day long!!!
• Sunday, July 21, 2024 We actually don’t mind that much if the person is cool and hot, but like cooler and hotter than you. Good Morning.
• Sunday, July 14, 2024 My editor rejected this one
• Sunday, July 14, 2024 a lot of times all you need to do to feel better is tune out of reality completely and indefinitely
• Sunday, July 7, 2024 But remember, the biggest lie is the one you aren’t telling yourself!!! Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, June 30, 2024 Don’t be a “FOOL”, have a Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, June 23, 2024 A little bit of Sunshine is the perfect prescription!!!
• Sunday, June 16, 2024 Lose yourself in The Morning, a warning!!!
• Sunday, June 9, 2024 Listen to your spirit. You have to listen to it.
• Sunday, June 2, 2024 Bad Vibes do not compute. ERADICATE!!!
• Sunday, May 26, 2024 Don’t be a dirtbag, just have a Good Morning instead.
• Sunday, May 19, 2024 The World was moving. She was right there with it.
• Sunday, May 12, 2024 Sunday scaries will drive you insane to death!!! Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, May 12, 2024 You better have a Good One, Mom. (Or else…)
• Sunday, May 5, 2024 That *is* what they say.
• Sunday, April 28, 2024 ‘Round here, we all better be having a Good One this and each day.
• Sunday, April 21, 2024 “If a Mighty Bright shines, you must unwind.”
• Sunday, April 14, 2024 This is what I’m always saying. It’s like how the value of the barrel all comes from the empty space inside it. Same like how you can’t grab water. It’s just like the way it is, man.
• Sunday, April 7, 2024 “Art is not a thing; it is a way” -Elbert Hubbard
• Sunday, March 31, 2024 Happy Trans Day of Visibility!!!
• Sunday, March 31, 2024 There’s a saying back where I come from, “It is easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God.” Happy Easter to those who celebrate! Good Morning to all!!!
• Sunday, March 24, 2024 It spreads on so thick. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, March 17, 2024 Besides, if the Good Morning people think they’re getting paid, I’ll bleed them out in court. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, March 10, 2024
• Sunday, March 10, 2024 You better appreciate it.
• Sunday, March 3, 2024 Give me a pork roll, egg, and cheese, if you please, on a kaiser bun.
• Sunday, February 25, 2024 I really hope it does though.
• Sunday, February 18, 2024 Good Morning!!! “BE” excellent!!!
• Sunday, February 11, 2024 HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HANDLE FEELING SO PEACEFUL?!?!?!
• Sunday, February 4, 2024 He knows “HIS” stuff!
• Sunday, January 28, 2024 For now, time only goes in one direction!!!
• Sunday, January 21, 2024 No one thinks you’re stupid, bozo. Suck it up. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, January 14, 2024 The greatest Magic of all is having a Good Morning every single day!!!
• Sunday, January 7, 2024 I spend a lot of time imagining a universe where Fight Club was a late 80s comedy starring Rick Moranis and John Candy. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, December 31, 2023 No rules! No consequences! Don’t think. Just do!!!
• Sunday, December 24, 2023 You better watch out.
• Sunday, December 17, 2023 Staring longingly into the pictures you send me of the brunch we’re eating together. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, December 10, 2023 You could be the The Escher of Early Rising! The Van Gogh of the Golden Hour! The Dali of Dawn! I know I’m trying!!!
• Sunday, December 3, 2023 I told you that you could do the thing. Now do it!!!
• Sunday, November 26, 2023 There’s no need to end up with broken bones, just relax!!! Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, November 19, 2023 Nothing is better after a “DARK NIGHT” than a “BRIGHT MORNING”!!!
• Sunday, November 12, 2023 Sorry for wondering, bro.
• Sunday, November 5, 2023 And if you’re not happy, you know whose fault it is. Good Morning.
• Sunday, October 29, 2023 Flipping the switch? That’s “GENIUS”. Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, October 22, 2023 Life’s a peach but this Morning’s a “NECTARINE”.
• Sunday, October 15, 2023
• Sunday, October 8, 2023 I may not be a smart man, but I know what a Good Morning is.
• Sunday, October 1, 2023 You know what’s a Miracle? Getting to wish you a Good Morning every day no matter what!!!
• Sunday, September 24, 2023 You only get one shot.
• Sunday, September 17, 2023 There’s a saying back where I come from, “Sunday is for The Birds.” 🔔🥨🦅
• Sunday, September 10, 2023 Choose Victory!!!
• Sunday, September 3, 2023 Gonna be one Hell of a Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, August 27, 2023 Let me give you some advice. As a friend. They say, “Bad Things happen to people who aren’t careful.” I would hate to see someone like you choose misfortune. You hear me? Good Morning. Now say it back.
• Sunday, August 20, 2023 Living in the Good Old Days before the weather gets Really Bad. Good Morning.
• Sunday, August 13, 2023 Wishing you the most ancient Blessing: Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, August 6, 2023 Manufacture absolute compliance!
• Sunday, July 30, 2023 You already know it’s a Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, July 23, 2023 Everyone does! Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, July 16, 2023 A Good Morning is Universal!!!
• Sunday, July 16, 2023 Okay. Jeez.
• Sunday, July 9, 2023 Chomp. Clack. Slurp. Good Morning.
• Sunday, July 9, 2023 You don’t have to be a disappointment, but if you choose to be- that’s on you. Good Morning.
• Sunday, July 2, 2023 OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
• Sunday, June 25, 2023 For once in your life, can’t you just be cool about something? Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, June 18, 2023 The only thing weirder than having a Dad is being a Dad. ☀️👨🏻‍🍼✌🏼
• Sunday, June 11, 2023 I swear once I saw the sun stutter a few times as it was rising. It was just that once though. I’ve never seen it do that ever since. Good Morning.
• Sunday, June 4, 2023 For me, it’s The Entire Morning☀️☮️🕊
• Sunday, May 28, 2023 Dunk on Bad Vibes!!!
• Sunday, May 21, 2023 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “Slam Bamba Jam, Baby!” It means no worries for the rest of your days. No matter what.
• Sunday, May 14, 2023 On a cosmic scale, nothing really matters. Good Morning!
• Sunday, May 7, 2023 WHY? WHAT COLOR DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?! 🌞
• Sunday, April 30, 2023 On Sunday, we Celebrate the Wisdom of this Ancient Day!
• Sunday, April 23, 2023 May your Heart unleash Peace and Tranquility upon this Day!!!
• Sunday, April 16, 2023 Haters gotta realize you have your reasons.
• Sunday, April 9, 2023 Where are all the chicks, man?
• Sunday, April 2, 2023 I could go for a steak right about now actually 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, March 26, 2023 I bet it did the thing with the magnifying glass too!
• Sunday, March 19, 2023 You don’t have to say what’s obvious but if you do, you never know what Joy and Luck await!!!
• Sunday, March 12, 2023 99 MPH of Tranquility!!!
• Sunday, March 5, 2023 Imagine how many people Billionaires could feed!
• Sunday, March 5, 2023 Dogs are so cute, right?
• Sunday, February 26, 2023 Magic and Wonder are waiting for you!!!
• Sunday, February 26, 2023 Some day, far in The Future, we will be feeling the exact same way in their Ancient Past. 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, February 19, 2023 There’s a proverb that goes, “The Truth lies in proverbs.”
• Sunday, February 12, 2023 Happy Super Bowl from Philadelphia!!! Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, February 5, 2023 Good Morning, everyone🌞
• Sunday, January 29, 2023 Okay. Good Morning, surface folks.
• Sunday, January 22, 2023 It’s at very least Sunny in Philadelphia today 🌞
• Sunday, January 15, 2023 Wish someone would show up at my work and do this for me but with a gallon of coffee.
• Sunday, January 8, 2023 Just be Present and Real With It.
• Sunday, January 1, 2023 Every Day is a Fresh Start!!!
• Sunday, January 1, 2023 Here’s hoping you are too partied out to look directly at this!!!
• Sunday, December 25, 2022 Alight The Morning with Warmth and Good Cheer☀️🎅🏼✌🏼
• Sunday, December 18, 2022 On this, the Sun’s Day, I wish to one and all a Good Morning🌞
• Sunday, December 11, 2022 Luck of The Morning be with you this and each Day☀️🧙🏼‍♂️✌🏼
• Sunday, December 4, 2022 May it ever!!! Good Morning!!!
• Sunday, November 27, 2022 You never know what is possible until you do it 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, November 20, 2022 I wish the odds were 100% for everyone 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, November 13, 2022 Welcome to a Strange and Magical new Day ☀️🧙🏼‍♂️✌🏼 Good Morning
• Sunday, November 6, 2022 I sentence you to a Good Morning every day no matter what.
• Sunday, October 30, 2022 Have a SpooOoOoOooky Halloween!
• Sunday, October 30, 2022 It’d be REAL cool.
• Sunday, October 23, 2022 Take a swing at having a Great Day!!!
• Sunday, October 16, 2022 As long as a Sun shall shine, no sword will defeat it 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, October 9, 2022 Unleash Love for one and all 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, October 2, 2022 If you can’t do this one simple thing, I need to talk to your Manager
• Sunday, September 25, 2022 Let all bad vibes go extinct
• Sunday, September 18, 2022 Erupt with Joy
• Sunday, September 11, 2022 ‘Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon’s face
• Sunday, September 4, 2022 People were counting on you 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, August 28, 2022 Have an adorable Morning (no matter what) 🌞
• Sunday, August 21, 2022 Good News!
• Sunday, August 14, 2022 Love a visit from the Cosmic Caveman every time 🪐 💫☀️ Good Morning
• Sunday, August 7, 2022 You can do it!
• Sunday, July 31, 2022 People who say “toxic positivity” are the most negative people of all 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, July 24, 2022 We’re simply asking you not to be an asshole 🌞 Good Morning
• Sunday, July 17, 2022 What’s the Story? (2/7)