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• Thursday, November 12, 2026 Bet it all on having a Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, November 5, 2026 I can’t “STAND” to think otherwise.
• Thursday, October 29, 2026 Sometimes I feel like they don’t even know who owns that person.
• Thursday, October 22, 2026 You never know what is impossible until you do it!!!
• Thursday, October 15, 2026 The secret to having a Good Morning every day is to replace your stupid depressing thoughts with hope!!! Have hope!!!
• Thursday, October 8, 2026 Good Morning!!! Thank you for accepting me for who I am!!!
• Thursday, October 1, 2026 WEEEEEEEEEE!!! SUN SHINE SUN SHINE!!!
• Thursday, September 24, 2026 Just like a normal person does because I’m also a normal person. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, September 17, 2026 Good Morning!!! Don’t let anyone else tell your what to do with your life. Just have a Good Morning every day forever no matter what!!!
• Thursday, September 10, 2026 You could try to seize a Good Morning, but it’ll slip right through your fingers. You gotta cup your hands and heart and let a Good Morning fill them up.
• Thursday, September 3, 2026 The Sun, once again beholding The Earth, puts on its sunglasses and a smile.
• Thursday, August 27, 2026 It’s a total horrorshow, I know. Doesn’t bother me though ‘cause I’m having a Good Morning every day no matter what.
• Thursday, August 20, 2026 I know what that’s like, kid. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, August 13, 2026 Back in my day, the sun had spikes so long and sharp, you could poke your capri sun open on ‘em.
• Thursday, August 6, 2026 The Morning that can be mourned is not The Entire Morning!!!
• Thursday, July 30, 2026 A Good Morning sounds delicious right now!!!
• Thursday, July 23, 2026 It’s not victim blaming if you’re complicit!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, July 16, 2026 I’m not getting paid to do the emotional labor for you.
• Thursday, July 9, 2026 Howl, goddamnit. Howl like it’s your last chance. Howl like it’s all you’ve got in this world. The Sun is listening. It waits.
• Thursday, July 2, 2026 Good Morning!!! It’s our secret!!!
• Thursday, June 25, 2026 Oh, honey, doll, the bear’s having a Good Morning every day too.
• Thursday, June 18, 2026 If you Always Smile, you won’t ever have to worry about the truth again. It’ll be so fixed.
• Thursday, June 11, 2026 Everything is probably fine. Just go about your normal life.
• Thursday, June 4, 2026 A fact’s a fact, obviously.
• Thursday, May 28, 2026 IT IS GODDAMNIT GOOD MORNING!!!!
• Thursday, May 21, 2026 Good Morning!!! Quitters never lose!!!
• Thursday, May 14, 2026 Your smile is a valuable commodity!!!
• Thursday, May 7, 2026 STOP BEING WRONG!!!
• Thursday, April 30, 2026 Good Morning!!! IS THAT A QUESTION!?!?!
• Thursday, April 23, 2026 It’s okay. You can smile. In fact, you *should* smile. Lest that anything bad should happen if you didn’t. Capiche?
• Thursday, April 16, 2026 Go on! SMASH the BRAINS right out of BAD VIBES!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Thursday, April 9, 2026 “‘Good Morning’!!!”
• Thursday, April 2, 2026 Good Morning!!! Give that joy some room to breathe, mate!!!
• Thursday, March 26, 2026 Just like * HACK * HACK HACK * HACK HACK HACK * HACK * HACK HACK * HACK * HACK * against them. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, March 19, 2026 Good Morning!!! There’s a saying back where I come from, “Everything is impossible until you do it.”
• Thursday, March 12, 2026 Gee whiz, you’ll make me blush! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, March 5, 2026 Fix the mistake you were making by not beholding. Fix it NOW!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Thursday, February 26, 2026 Wishing a Good Morning to you and yours every day forever, each better than the last!!!
• Thursday, February 19, 2026 It’s time for *you* to say Good Morning!!! Join the Suncord Discord Server!
• Thursday, February 19, 2026 Okay, now that you’ve done that, go have a normal day. Good Morning!!
• Thursday, February 12, 2026 If you don’t want a scolding, it’s time to get beholding!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, February 5, 2026 Good Morning!!! DECIDE PERFECTION!!!
• Thursday, January 29, 2026 Paint a smile on the face of everyone you meet! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, January 22, 2026 It’s Fine. Smile. Only See The Good In The World.
• Thursday, January 15, 2026 Good Morning!!! If you’re not trying to stop them from doing Monday, you’re doing Monday too.
• Thursday, January 8, 2026 Howzabout you sentence me to a big smile on your face? Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, January 1, 2026 Wishing a Happy New Year to the city where The Sun never stops shining!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, January 1, 2026 Happy New Year!!! FIRE HORSE TIME!!!
• Thursday, December 25, 2025 I want to believe in Santa!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
• Thursday, December 25, 2025 May your family not trouble you today and may all your discord servers be filled with halfway funny christmas gifs!!!
• Thursday, December 18, 2025 Always Smile, you big weirdo!!!
• Thursday, December 11, 2025 Good Morning! I’m being told if I refuse to identify my sources that I’m going to have my access to the sun revoked.
• Thursday, December 4, 2025 Accountability is coming for you, Jack Frost. You won’t get away with this forever.
• Thursday, November 27, 2025 Happy Thanksgiving!!! (See how I wish it directly instead of sending some passive aggressive email?)
• Thursday, November 20, 2025 Good Morning!!! Hear the Rooster of Opportunity crowing? It’s time to go out there and plow the Fields of Destiny. Almost time to plant the Seeds of Success!!!
• Thursday, November 13, 2025 Don’t do it out of fear, do it out of the wisdom to avoid suffering. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, November 6, 2025 I hope you know what is good for you and that you’re having a Good Morning thanks to clear expectations!!!
• Thursday, October 30, 2025 Mema Morning Man used to always say, “You don’t need a calendar to tell you the leaves are falling.” Now, at the time, I didn’t take it too seriously because she was a little bit of a domestic extremist, but it turns out she was right. You don’t need a clock either.
• Thursday, October 23, 2025 Good Morning!!! There’s an old saying back where I come from, “You can’t unpickle a pig’s foot.” Some things you can never take back. Looking someone in the eyes and not smiling? That’s one of those things.
• Thursday, October 16, 2025 Good Morning!!! Stay entirely focused on the positive!!!
• Thursday, October 9, 2025 You know what’s particularly true? That we all deserve to see a smile on that beautiful face of yours!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, October 2, 2025 Good Morning to everyone who knows what color The Sun is!!!
• Thursday, September 25, 2025 And who knew it would be this stupid???
• Thursday, September 18, 2025 Good Morning!!! You have to submit.
• Thursday, September 11, 2025 Listen, I appreciate you as a person and all that, but… not my fault, not my problem. Good Morning.
• Thursday, September 4, 2025 Fly Eagles Fucking Fly So Hard!!!
• Thursday, September 4, 2025 May your heart orbit The Sun forever!!!
• Thursday, August 28, 2025 I “SPACED OUT” about what I had to do this Morning and now I’m in a mad rush. Doesn’t bother me though because I’m having a Good Morning every day.
• Thursday, August 21, 2025 Are you experienced?
• Thursday, August 14, 2025 “HONESTLY”, you should still be “ABLE” to enjoy this. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, August 14, 2025 Having a Good Morning every day should be second “NATURE” by now!!!
• Thursday, August 7, 2025 I don’t know about you, but I’m not leaving having a Good Morning up to fate.
• Thursday, July 31, 2025 There is a light at the end of the tunnel but it’s on your end (it’s you!!!) Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, July 24, 2025 While we’ve been out finding horrors all around for months, it turns out the real dread was inside us all along. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, July 17, 2025 Good Morning!!! Fly your Rat Flag high today!!!
• Thursday, July 10, 2025 Good Morning!!! Convince yourself of Joy and Luck!!!
• Thursday, July 3, 2025 It was so obvious the whole time!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, July 3, 2025 Trusting the experts is exactly how we ended up with a bunch of old buildings everywhere. Good Morning.
• Thursday, June 26, 2025 Good Morning no matter how you celebrate it!!!
• Thursday, June 19, 2025 Don’t be psychopath, if someone says Good Morning, you say it back like a reasonable person. Otherwise, they can’t be held accountable for how they react to the intentional act of disrespect. Be warned. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, June 12, 2025 “Okay fine but can I at least take some edibles when I wake up?” “Didn’t I just say I have a Good Morning every day? You think I’m doing that sober? In this reality?”
• Thursday, June 5, 2025 Your job is to be happy!!! Your mind must be as empty as the newborn babe. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, May 29, 2025 Always Smile, permanently.
• Thursday, May 22, 2025 Good Morning!!! Spread the Fire in your Heart!!!
• Thursday, May 15, 2025 And presuming you are, I hope you have a Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, May 8, 2025 The only thing holding you back is your attachment to objective reality!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, May 1, 2025 Good Morning!!! You’d be the last person they’d expect it out of!!!
• Thursday, April 24, 2025 Wishing a Big Business Idea to you and yours!!!
• Thursday, April 17, 2025 “I know how we used to draw it but look up in the sky right now!” “I don’t need to look to *see* what color The Sun is. I *know* what color The Sun is.”
• Thursday, April 10, 2025 this week has been a long year, man
• Thursday, April 3, 2025 Everything is probably fine. Just go about your normal life.
• Thursday, March 27, 2025 Good Morning!!! What ever happened to that guy who decided to do something about healthcare?
• Thursday, March 20, 2025 You never know.
• Thursday, March 13, 2025 The Beast, historically speaking, is Love!!!
• Thursday, March 6, 2025 Every Day. Forever. No matter what.
• Thursday, February 27, 2025 Did you know the dandelion crayola has been banned multiple times for being too close to the actual color of The Sun??? Now you know!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, February 20, 2025 When timekeeping dies, the work week dies with it. Good Morning.
• Thursday, February 13, 2025 You better be having a Good Morning for real though. The Sun (and I) can tell if you’re faking. Always Smile!!!
• Thursday, February 6, 2025 Listen, it’s obviously yellow with spikes. You know that. #iknowwhatcolorthesunis #theyellowcrayola
• Thursday, January 30, 2025 Don’t compare a Good Morning to the Almighty, compare it to The Alternative!!!
• Thursday, January 23, 2025 You gotta put one of those fancy rectangles around a Good Morning, the kind with extra blank space!!!
• Thursday, January 16, 2025 Shut up with that crap!!! GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
• Thursday, January 9, 2025 Good Morning!!! Just wait until you see what I want to do to the Constitution!!!
• Thursday, January 2, 2025 If you aren’t going to gaslight yourself into complacency, you can’t expect someone else to do it for you!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, December 26, 2024 All that glitters is Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, December 19, 2024 To those about to stare, we salute you!!!
• Thursday, December 12, 2024 Good Morning!!! Trust The Science!!!
• Thursday, December 5, 2024 Stop the count.
• Thursday, November 28, 2024 Give Thanks that *our* Sun has always been Golden and bedecked with Spikes! Good Morning! Unleash your Gratitude upon the world today!!!
• Thursday, November 21, 2024 What part about “be safe” aren’t you understanding? SMILE!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
• Thursday, November 14, 2024 Enter The Dawn.
• Thursday, November 7, 2024 This is just satire. Satirically speaking, get a secure chat app and don’t say shit to people unless you *know* you can trust them. Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, October 31, 2024 Happy Halloween! You don’t need to live in fear; you could live in denial!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, October 24, 2024 Always be reminding everyone in your life to say Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, October 17, 2024 May your day be even better than a bucket of tiny fish!!! Good Morning!!!
• Thursday, October 10, 2024 All Mornings are Equal, but some Mornings are more Equal than others.
• Thursday, October 3, 2024 Have a Spicy Morning!!!
• Thursday, September 26, 2024 Imagine no clocks. No schedules. It’s Always Morning Somewhere. Abolish Timekeeping!!!
• Thursday, September 19, 2024 It *so* is.
• Thursday, September 12, 2024 Much like a Balanced Breakfast, every day should start with a Smile!!!