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Thursday, September 5, 2024 Like all things in life, it’s an Unknowable Mystery forever.
Thursday, August 29, 2024 Disco Dragon may be a lot of things, but Disco Dragon ain’t no liar!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, August 22, 2024 Good Morning. Can I count on you or not?
Thursday, August 15, 2024 How can you do this to me?!?
Thursday, August 8, 2024 Life is fleeting!!! GOOD VIBES ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!
Thursday, August 1, 2024 Your passion will set the world aflame!!! GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
Thursday, July 25, 2024 The Sun is brat.
Thursday, July 18, 2024 There’s an old saying about facts and reality bumming you out: “Just like ignore it, man.” Like they say, “You can’t argue with a saying.”
Thursday, July 11, 2024 ALWAYS SMILE!!!
Thursday, July 4, 2024 If the republican congress votes against certifying the election then it goes back to them to decide by state delegation who won. Red states outnumber blue states. So, let’s say they pick the guy who didn’t win, that can be challenged in court. Try not to think about which court though. Maybe you should have a couple extra beers and burgers today. Good Morning!!!
Thursday, June 27, 2024 I can clearly “SEE” you deserve a Good Morning every day!!!
Thursday, June 20, 2024 Always.
Thursday, June 13, 2024 If plastic was bad, why would there be so much in everyone’s blood? Good Morning!!!
Thursday, June 6, 2024 A Good Morning? That’s just what I wanted! It’s Perfect!!!
Thursday, May 30, 2024 It’s time to embrace The Dawn’s Magic Kiss!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, May 23, 2024 To be a human being is an honor and we offer thanks giving for all the gifts of life. Mother Nature, we thank you for giving us everything we need.
Thursday, May 16, 2024 Good Morning! Hope this message puts a smile on your face this Morning. At least if you know what’s Good for you…
Thursday, May 9, 2024 Don’t think twice, it’s alright.
Thursday, May 2, 2024 Good Morning. I’ve had this idea before, believe it or not.
Thursday, April 25, 2024 “Okay, this is basically my dream job! How’s the healthcare?” “Depends on how much of a capitalist hellscape your home country is.”
Thursday, April 18, 2024 I’ll never stop looking for a Good Morning!!!
Thursday, April 11, 2024 A tower of Joy a mile high! A tower of Luck! A tower of Magic and Wonder! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, April 4, 2024 If you’re really worried, you can wear just plain old regular sunglasses and it’ll probably be fine. Good Morning!!!
Thursday, March 28, 2024 Just do it!!!
Thursday, March 21, 2024 The Sun is perfect just the way it is. Good Morning!!!
Thursday, March 14, 2024 Start things off right! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, March 7, 2024 GOOD VIBES ONLY!!!
Thursday, February 29, 2024 Happy Leap Day!!!
Thursday, February 29, 2024 Goddamn, that’s a lot of Dawns!!!
Thursday, February 22, 2024 My Philosophy? A Good Morning is self-evident!!!
Thursday, February 15, 2024 Do your own Research!!!
Thursday, February 8, 2024 Act like your life depends on it!
Thursday, February 1, 2024 *chomp* *clack* *slurp* Good Morning!!!
Thursday, January 25, 2024 You say having a Good Morning is an art? That’s fine.
Thursday, January 18, 2024 Everyone wishes they were safe. Good Morning.
Thursday, January 11, 2024 ♪♪ I’d like to be Just wandering To a Wise Old Monkey’s Shed for gardening ♪♪
Thursday, January 4, 2024 It’s The Circle of Life. It can’t be broken. Except I guess in the case of air pollution. It seems like that’s about to do a real number on our precious circle. Good Morning!
Thursday, December 28, 2023 They always say, “Put on your own oxygen mask first.” You better be smiling under that oxygen mask. Good Morning.
Thursday, December 21, 2023 Gm
Thursday, December 14, 2023 There’s a saying where I come from, “Choose carefully. Or else…”
Thursday, December 7, 2023 Okay but how do you feel at “NIGHT”?
Thursday, November 30, 2023 Tidings of Joy and Luck to you and yours this and each Dawn!!!
Thursday, November 23, 2023 You’re welcome!!!
Thursday, November 16, 2023 A Good Morning is oddly sexy too.
Thursday, November 9, 2023 If you don’t start spending now, there might not even be an economy by the time Christmas gets here.
Thursday, November 9, 2023 Hey, Stupid! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, November 2, 2023 Every life has an ending, you deserve a happy one! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, October 26, 2023 Spread the fire in your heart!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, October 19, 2023 You get a lot to like with a Good Morning.
Thursday, October 12, 2023 There’s a saying where I come from, “He’s him.” It’s specifically about Bryce.
Thursday, October 12, 2023 Drunk? Drunk like a fox. Good Morning!!!
Thursday, October 5, 2023 I just found out some people still get pensions too!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, September 28, 2023 rip uncle dummy
Thursday, September 28, 2023 Good Morning! Solid Gold!
Thursday, September 21, 2023 Stare into The Glory of The Ancient Sun!!!
Thursday, September 14, 2023 Good Morning. Don’t worry. No one’s gonna judge you to your face though if you decide to be a failure instead.
Thursday, September 7, 2023 You might call it obviously stupid, but I call it optimistic!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, August 31, 2023 Clown time and a half on Holidays!
Thursday, August 24, 2023 I WANNA SEE YOUR MAXIMUM INFINITY!!!
Thursday, August 17, 2023 Don’t Mourn, Organize!
Thursday, August 17, 2023 If you don’t share, you’re going to need some sort of magical doctor to lift the hex and give you much success in love.
Thursday, August 10, 2023 You like this picture? I “drew it”!
Thursday, August 3, 2023 No one likes it when something bad happens to them. Good Morning.
Thursday, July 27, 2023 Hurry up! I’m late for work and it’s your fault I stopped for coffee on the way! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, July 20, 2023 He’s calculated that it’s a bad idea to do nothing! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, July 20, 2023 Even if you’re as cold as ice, I hope you aren’t willing to sacrifice a Good Morning☀️🥶✌🏼
Thursday, July 13, 2023 Don’t be stupid, be groovy!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, July 6, 2023 https://www.threads.net/@therealgoodmorningman
Thursday, July 6, 2023 We can all agree on having a Good Morning every Day!!!
Thursday, June 29, 2023 It’s a Slam Dunk!!!
Thursday, June 22, 2023 You never know what is possible until you do it 🌞 Good Morning
Thursday, June 15, 2023 From me to you!!!
Thursday, June 15, 2023 Have a Damn Good Morning 🗡️🧙🏼♂️☀️
Thursday, June 8, 2023 Do I have to SPELL it out for you? G-O-O-D M-O-R-N-I-N-G !-!-!
Thursday, June 1, 2023 We are so blessed to get to bask in its Perfection every Day☀️
Thursday, May 25, 2023 It’s not a threat, it’s a Promise!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, May 18, 2023 My prescription is to have a Good Morning anyway. Every Day!!!
Thursday, May 11, 2023 Join the Suncord Discord Server! For the finest collection of Sun emojis on The Internet, join Suncord. The Entire Morning is waiting for you!!!
Thursday, May 11, 2023 The Fairest thing to do is have a Good Morning this and each Day!!!
Thursday, May 4, 2023 You WOODn’t want to do anything you WOOD come to regret. You hear me? If you knew what was good for you, you WOOD. Good Morning!!!
Thursday, April 27, 2023 It’s Always Morning Somewhere☀️🧙🏼♂️✌🏼
Thursday, April 20, 2023 💚Blessed Holiday to those who celebrate💚
Thursday, April 20, 2023 This is a Deep one.
Thursday, April 13, 2023 Business is business.
Thursday, April 6, 2023 Obviously.
Thursday, March 30, 2023 Some People work very hard but still they never Get It Right!!!
Thursday, March 23, 2023 The Ancient Mornings of The American West were always full of Joy and Luck! Hope yours are too!!!
Thursday, March 16, 2023 You can always trust a friend, at this Great Daybreak, to have a Good Morning!!!
Thursday, March 9, 2023 Venmo is best but I’m not going to say no a paypal.
Thursday, March 2, 2023 It’s the Circle- the Circle of Life.
Thursday, February 23, 2023 Please don’t take my Sunshine away!!!
Thursday, February 16, 2023 She is ALWAYS right!!!
Thursday, February 16, 2023 If people are going to stare anyway, why not give them something to really stare about?
Thursday, February 9, 2023 May every Morning be an Adventure!!!
Thursday, February 2, 2023 Happy Groundhog’s Day to each and Good Morning to all ☀️🦫
Thursday, February 2, 2023 Groundhog’s Day In the deep of the winter, the town had grown cold And even the children felt bitter and old. There wasn’t a happy person for miles. No one could remember what it felt like to smile. And just when it seemed things couldn’t get any worse, The power went out, as if there was a curse. The heat in the homes quickly dissipated And these days the homes don’t have fireplaces. So the people of town sat in darkness and shivered While discomfort consumed them and hope quickly withered. But in a small house, a small child named Brian Awoke to the sound of his young sister crying. He spoke rather softly as he comforted her, “There’s no need to be scared, for it’s February the first.” “Tomorrow’s the day that the great groundhog comes And scares off the winter and brings back the sun.” His sister remembered the legend as well. There was part that her brother had yet to tell. “If there wasn’t a hole from which he could arise, He’d stay in his burrow and never arrive.” So, they went to the backyard and just with each other Began digging a hole when out came their mother. “Will you please explain the meaning of this? Is there a reasonable story for this hole that you dig?” The children explained to their mother the truth And before very long she was shoveling too. “No child,” She thought, “Should have taken away The joy and the love of Groundhog’s Day.” The neighbours soon noticed all of the commotion and were moved by the children’s display of emotion. So, the families next door, and those next door to them, Gathered shovels and spades and began to join in. Soon the whole neighbourhood came to work on the pit. Some brought drinks for the adults, some brought songs for the kids. The adults dug and dug while drinking their spirits While the children sang loud, so the groundhog would hear it. “O Groundhog, wise groundhog,” They shouted with mirth, “See not your shadow; See only the earth.” As the sound of celebration grew incredibly loud, it began to awaken everybody in town. One by one, they got dressed and quickly appeared To find out the cause of this sudden good cheer. First came a banker then came a cashier Soon joined by a fisherman straight from the pier. Then came a butcher, a stockboy, the mayor, A doctor, three line cooks, and a pro baseball player. Following them were children by the dozen, The Lees and the Smiths, the Johnsons and their cousins. The whole town came together and worked as team Until the hole was finished and everybody agreed. It was wider across than the banker’s new boat And as deep as the thoughts of his girlfriend, the poet. Deep at the bottom, they laid out a plate That in the morning was going to have been ate. The people grew tired and headed off to bed. “Happy Groundhog’s Day,” some spoke. “You as well,” others said. The townsfolk slept soundly, but the groundhog was stirring And gathering presents from the hoard in his burrow. The wisest of rodents knew his work must be done in time that was left ‘til the rise of the Sun. Through his network of tunnels he diligently crawled To bring gifts to good children and good tidings to all. With the presents delivered, he readied himself, And steadied himself from the nerves that he felt. In just several minutes, he knew it would be time For his moment of duty; his moment to shine. He’d do the great job groundhogs have done forever. He’d rise from the ground and he’d predict the weather. A small crowd had now gathered, together to wait For the groundhog to come and reveal them their fate. His cute little nose poked up from his mound. The people grew quiet. No one dared make a sound. They waited… and waited… and waited… and waited… for the nervous rodent to end his delayin’. And quit with this waiting game that he’s playing. Then the groundhog rose up and looked all around And saw not a shadow but only the ground. The people rejoiced for they knew what this meant; Soon it would be warm; soon the winter would end. All across town the shouting was heard. All that were sleeping suddenly stirred. The scent of pine cookies filled every house. Oatcakes and carrot juice filled each child’s mouth. They rushed to the backyard to find the hole full of presents And cried out with joy, both rich folks and peasants. For there was one thought that filled them all with cheer. The groundhog had not seen his shadow this year.
Thursday, January 26, 2023 Investigate what brings you Joy!!! Good Morning!!!
Thursday, January 19, 2023 Respect the Sun ☀️ Good Morning
Thursday, January 12, 2023 Someone once told me The Sun’s mind is filled with the sounds of every Bird singing at once all the Time. If that proves to be true, The Sun is so Lucky. Not as Lucky as those Birds though!
Thursday, January 5, 2023 The only limit is your Will!!!
Thursday, January 5, 2023 Tear into The Wonders this Morning contains and make a Feast out of them☀️🐺
Thursday, December 29, 2022 Just force it!
Thursday, December 22, 2022 It is!!!
Thursday, December 15, 2022 You get what you bargain for
Thursday, December 8, 2022 Have a Good Morning everyday is the entire prime directive. The prime directive is love. Love under a Good Morning.
Thursday, December 1, 2022 The Morning is even better with Teamwork!!!
Thursday, November 24, 2022 Happy Turkey Day, Early Birds 🍗🦃🍗
Thursday, November 17, 2022 Another Day, Another Opportunity💯
Thursday, November 10, 2022 I am proud to announce my campaign: Morning Man ‘24 Make me The President and I’ll make Joy and Luck for one and all!!!
Thursday, November 3, 2022 Brother Whale is in the sky, watching over passerby. He’s looking out for you. He’s looking out for me. ☀️🐋
Thursday, October 27, 2022 There’s an old saying where I come from, “Fish are the Birds of the Sea”. I can’t prove if it’s true but I believe it no matter what.
Thursday, October 20, 2022 Sometimes I wonder if The Sun even knows how much it deserves our Love 🌞 Good Morning
Thursday, October 13, 2022 and in that Good Morning, Joy and Luck overwhelm 🌞
Thursday, October 6, 2022 Beat some Joy right into them 🌞 Good Morning
Thursday, September 29, 2022 A lot of people think no one remembers the ancients anymore but people from a millennium unseen by billions still rule the world to this day
Thursday, September 22, 2022 A tale as old as time
Thursday, September 15, 2022 Welcome to Paradise 🌞 Good Morning
Thursday, September 15, 2022 I’m prepared to defend myself against bad vibes
Thursday, September 8, 2022 smack the bad vibes with an aluminum baseball bat that you keep a sock on in case they try to grab it so you can just pull it away and keep banging on them 🌞 Good Morning
Thursday, September 8, 2022 and it would be worth it 100 times over 🌞 Good Morning